instead of watching Heated Rivalry, my best friend is watching Interview with the Vampire for the first time, which is sort of like if you offered someone a nice hot cocoa with marshmallows and they snorted several lines instead
tomorrow i’m going to a women’s sports bar here in nyc that is doing a heated rivalry marathon during the super bowl. they’ll be pausing the marathon briefly to stream bad bunny perform at the halftime show in honor of ilya rozanov. this is as god intended.
the shower is the alternate dimension where I realize I'm low on shampoo but as soon as I step through the curtain I'm transported back to this dimension where all my memories are wiped like in severance and I won’t remember i’m out of shampoo until im back in the shower
i had a dream they cast frank as a butch lesbian in the heroes of olympus live action it felt pretty prophetic so let’s get this message along to rick riordan