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Possum Orb; she/her, twentysomething; suffers from tired bitch disease; Best Boy; ex horse girl; mostly not gay; father of 7

[PORB 🫀🪑 @theorbdotcom]

do i put the fun in cognitive dysfunction?

[PORB 🫀🪑 @theorbdotcom]

@6rrraphite ,,,, i’ve always used “tits out” to be mean not wearing a bra. in a bra they’re buckled in

[PORB 🫀🪑 @theorbdotcom]

@millyxando it reinforces the reality that dubai is a deeply unethical city and the monumental superstructures the rich vampires live in are haunted by the exploitation they are built on. no matter how hard they try, they’ll always hear The Groan of a building that shouldn’t exist

[PORB 🫀🪑 @theorbdotcom]

@millyxando what is the meaning? well it’s accurate and realistic, tall buildings do actually groan and creak as they are designed to be flexible under strong winds. as for why it was included in the show, i think it’s probably mostly just for general creepy ambience, but also maybe-

[PORB 🫀🪑 @theorbdotcom]

@kennixonette not saying he’s more famous than mozart but you could definitely say he had “the bad autism”

[PORB 🫀🪑 @theorbdotcom]

@kennixonette hans christian andersen

[PORB 🫀🪑 @theorbdotcom]

people being surprised about cameron winter and ivy wolk is so funny to me like wdym is that not the most obvious pairing ever? of course they like people like each other. i could see that from a mile away

[PORB 🫀🪑 @theorbdotcom]

@christc_server maybe they pivot to synthetic rubber? nitrile and vinyl fetish

[woke marxist liberal leftist feminist extremist @themelonwizard]

In my culture we hate food. We fucking despise alcohol. We are strangers to our family. We prefer not to celebrate anything. Who cares fuck you

[PORB 🫀🪑 @theorbdotcom]

@gayporndano he’d be way more interesting if that was true

[PORB 🫀🪑 @theorbdotcom]

@gayporndano @toolboxtuna WHAT WHY 😭😭😭😭

[PORB 🫀🪑 @theorbdotcom]

@gayporndano @toolboxtuna explicit ills?

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

just ate 3000 calories of airport Panda Express ass crack of dawn rooster still tired. And you wanna ask me to move my feet out of the aisle. These are size 13 shoes. Im inbred. Im the serpent in the garden w nicotine poisoning. Youre on vacation w your kids Im dying in real life

[PORB 🫀🪑 @theorbdotcom]

@caaiii22 @MischlingMaker that said, a cervical cancer screening is not the only reason person could need a pelvic exam. sometimes gyn problems are completely unrelated to sexual activity

[PORB 🫀🪑 @theorbdotcom]

@caaiii22 @MischlingMaker in canada cervical cancer screening is only recommended to people over 25 who have had genital to genital and/or genital to oral contact. the “mandatory paps for everyone over 21” is recognized as unnecessary across most of the rest of the “developed” world

[PORB 🫀🪑 @theorbdotcom]

@Trey_Explainer you’d think they’d have better makeup artists at least like it’s not even color matched

[PORB 🫀🪑 @theorbdotcom]

@stellar_vhs oohh oops this somehow inexplicably showed up on my fyp and i wasn’t paying attention 😭 if you were asked to bring vodka soda then def go with club soda! but if you’re looking for a weird combo u could try root beer, tho that may be controversial. ginger ale is a crowd pleaser

[PORB 🫀🪑 @theorbdotcom]

@awzieeeeee bring her to folsom

[PORB 🫀🪑 @theorbdotcom]

@awzieeeeee bring her to the castro