Tardis Blue

[Tardis Blue @TheOreoLord]

When you're at a shit party and your mate says he's bored
Me: yeah I'm

[joe @spinningjoe]

harry kane sounds like a pokemon that can only say his own name

[phee @pheeyonce]

absolute cinema!

[The pets only 🐾 @Thepetsonly]

I petted the tabby cat, and then a huge cat appeared!

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Uncle Guy Goma, who went for a job interview at the BBC, and they mistook him for a tech expert and put him on live TV has written a book with the producer explaining what happened.

[PaulleyTicks @PaulleyTicks]

A young girl's harsh response to Donald Trump telling her that's she's too short to play professional volleyball, is the absolute essence of poetic justice.

[Jay ⋆˙⟡ 🪐 @spectrumarvel]

Clearly he’s struggling to catch Howard’s pigeons here (like the rest of us were)

[Tardis Blue @TheOreoLord]

@acklestarrr @MattyRussell hmm maybe Sam from Gen V?

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Little boy tells his nursery teacher he found a dead cat.

"How did you know it was dead?" asks the teacher.

"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," says the boy.

"You did what!?" shrieks the teacher.

"You know," explains the boy, "I leaned over and went Psssst and it didn't move!"

[Boston Radio Watch®️ @bostonradio]

A glimpse of what great parenting truly looks like.

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

Best classroom April fools prank ever

This professor has a policy that if your phone rings in class, you must answer it on speakerphone, so the students arranged to have a friend call on April fools’ day...

[David Of Fct🌝 @Dhavidote]

Phoebe was a good friend 😂

[Wezz 🌈 @ikbenwezz]

The exact moment when Josh left Disneyland Paris this weekend.

[🧡 bri 💙 🗽 @travelinwilbri]

man I wonder which one is judas

[Tommo 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @LUFC1992_v2]

Shame it’s not a girl, they could have named her Sue.

[Tardis Blue @TheOreoLord]

@BayernSpace @MattyRussell

[Tardis Blue @TheOreoLord]

@BayernSpace @MattyRussell this is the guy who was spot on about Wirtz

[Tardis Blue @TheOreoLord]

@RCLens @MattyRussell theyre not happy

[Evin @Ev1npower22]

Facebook is class

[Canta Per Me @MH_Canta]

Sitting in a train rn and I had to bury my face in my jacket to not burst out in laughter and draw any attention to myself bc I was preparing myself for the absolute worst and it still exceeded my expectations 💀

[Cartoons Hate Her! @CartoonsHateHer]

me as hell