tim (PARODY)

[tim (PARODY) @theoriginalbing]

Is anybody else concerned that ray romano seems to have been stuck in a grocery store for almost 2 weeks?

[tim (PARODY) @theoriginalbing]

@hulu_support Hey, why would you end the broadcast before the Best Actress category? I didn’t get to see it. That sucked so bad

[tim (PARODY) @theoriginalbing]

Found this Rewatchables from 2018 where Chris Ryan says Hawk Tuah

[tim (PARODY) @theoriginalbing]

ALT: call me the clippers the way, dome, I’m into it

[tim (PARODY) @theoriginalbing]

call her the clippers the way she intuit when to give me dome

[tim (PARODY) @theoriginalbing]

@FredoDaGawd7 Frankly just false

[tim (PARODY) @theoriginalbing]

@catherine91998 So manipulative i love it

[tim (PARODY) @theoriginalbing]

seeing people refer to their home address as their “assassination coordinates.” I’m not doing this because I know I will be assassinated trying to use the bathroom at the east river plaza target

[tim (PARODY) @theoriginalbing]

@salgentile A major plot point in The Jerk (1979)

[tim (PARODY) @theoriginalbing]

Let my hair air dry with leave-in conditioner. it took THREE HOURS for it to dry. what the fuck

[Brigitte Gabriel @ACTBrigitte]

Pizza Hut is WOKE Pizza, Boycott It!

[tim (PARODY) @theoriginalbing]

The word of the year is the girl reading this 😎

[CNN @CNN]

“Woman” is https://t.co/Z3bi2Oh5oJ’s word of the year – a word so simple and so common but nonetheless, according to the site, “inseparable from the story of 2022” https://t.co/9eNUCii1bv

[tim (PARODY) @theoriginalbing]

@coolgeese I’m growing out my hair and i’ve been considering this, seems like it just makes every hair type look way healthier

[tim (PARODY) @theoriginalbing]

Any time something happens in a movie, it means that the writer/director thinks that thing is good 😎

[Avery Edison @aedison]

there was a movie this year which came to the conclusion that you’re allowed to treat your family abominably if it’s a result of generational trauma and if you saw that movie and thought “uhhhh fuck that???” YOU’RE the bad guy

[tim (PARODY) @theoriginalbing]

Me trying to read:

Let’s get this to go viral!

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Lea Michele stuns in new selfie.

[tim (PARODY) @theoriginalbing]

@Wayfair how did you know that I’m in the market for 5 different types of commercial water fountains

[tim (PARODY) @theoriginalbing]

these targeted ads have gotten so good it’s scary

[tim (PARODY) @theoriginalbing]

@Jim_Jordan @elonmusk Ford, Reagan, Carter, HW, and Bill Clinton actually did this and now the country is a fucking hellhole you moron

[Andy Milonakis @andymilonakis]

K @elonmusk I've had enough. I'm leaving twitter as of tonight. Time for bed, I'll be back tomorrow