BO NIX IS THE CHOSEN ONE

Que Sera, Sera

[berris @boxmethen]

me the first NFL sunday after waking up & doordashing slop to grub on while I go 0/6 on parlays before the 3pm eastern slate

[fantasma @ghett0thello]

This was one of the most realistic demon secret society cabal representations I’ve seen.

Groups like “Christmas Adventurers Club” 1000% exist in America right now.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I feel like there must be some kind of story behind why the billionaire scion of Edward DeBartolo and owner of several pro sports teams was specifically soliciting in a trailer park in the “poison gas train derailment” town, but I don’t trust our sports media to uncover it.

[banished meg @megsfrompluto]

suicide plans postponed

[Alice Yin @byaliceyin]

“Nonsense” or accidental surrealist humor? RIP babylonian student you were truly ahead of your time

[Zach Segars @Zach_Segars]

Damn near unanimous No. 1

[T @Y0itsT_]

If you got a job, a car, can read, and ya own place you already better than like 90% of guys out there. All you gotta do is not be a creep lmao

[cigs @AngryVoter2024]

Would you rather be sad and overwhelmed all the time or consume cannabis?

[dovewhisper’s @Perhapscamus]

real yearners only liked 2 then became avoidant

[GayPoopFag3000 @bungusworld]

smoking the weed that makes you forgive yourself

[🅿️ @CodeNameDavis]

After that trailer they dropped they expect us to cheer for the avengers to win gang? 😂 Doom in 4

[Alex Griswold @HashtagGriswold]

Zoom in on the left

[Josen @josenworldv2]

Not me I love a good whore !

[BO NIX IS THE CHOSEN ONE @theoryandaction]

I need them

[Jay 🧼 @PORTD0]

jaw overly safe

[John Smith @johnsmithyson0]

No darling, I don't have dick "game". Women's pleasure isn't a fucking joke to me. I have dick strategic initiatives. I have dick KPIs.

[Topjeet @t0pjeet]

nah ive been thinking about them for 2 days straight who are they ffs

[Kevin Liao @KevinLiao_]

Kelly Loeffler (R-Kamino)

[AVY3N, B.S. @avy3n]

SON LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

[零号病人 @tall_pale]

Israel is paying people to drive slow in the left lane