Ironically, most penguins don't know that today is World Penguin Day and think it's just a regular Saturday. The reason, of course, is that they refused to adopt the new Gregorian calendar in 1582, and still adhere to the old Julian one, for tax purposes.
"slut era" I say as I rot and decay in my bedroom and watch the years pass me by as I miss out on core experiences other people my age are having while I think about the past