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ᴏɴʟʏ ᴄʀᴏᴍ ᴄᴀɴ ᴊᴜᴅɢᴇ ᴍᴇ

[ᴛʜᴇᴘᴀʟᴇʜᴜɴᴛᴇʀ @thepalehunter]

@TheMontyDon I thought this was a search engine that returned snarky, insulting results.

[ᴛʜᴇᴘᴀʟᴇʜᴜɴᴛᴇʀ @thepalehunter]

@ApolloScooters I'm shopping for a scooter upgrade and I've got a couple of questions about your City Pro and Phantom. Will there be a City Pro 2023, and will the Phantom V3 feature the self-healing tires? Thanks!

[ᴛʜᴇᴘᴀʟᴇʜᴜɴᴛᴇʀ @thepalehunter]

@HasbroPulse My Victory saber just showed up with some bad paint scratches and overspray. His scratched up face plate is a huge bummer. Hope you can help me out!

[ᴛʜᴇᴘᴀʟᴇʜᴜɴᴛᴇʀ @thepalehunter]

@GameMistress

[ᴛʜᴇᴘᴀʟᴇʜᴜɴᴛᴇʀ @thepalehunter]

@Schwarzenegger

[ᴛʜᴇᴘᴀʟᴇʜᴜɴᴛᴇʀ @thepalehunter]

@BigBadToyStore Does this contain the same plastic that yellowed the first run?

[ᴛʜᴇᴘᴀʟᴇʜᴜɴᴛᴇʀ @thepalehunter]

@ChristnNitemare Looks gooey.

[ᴛʜᴇᴘᴀʟᴇʜᴜɴᴛᴇʀ @thepalehunter]

@davidlgutman Smiley is going to be frowney real soon.

[ᴛʜᴇᴘᴀʟᴇʜᴜɴᴛᴇʀ @thepalehunter]

@DevinCow @adidas

[ᴛʜᴇᴘᴀʟᴇʜᴜɴᴛᴇʀ @thepalehunter]

@BBCWorld Silly bear, you're covered in blood and honey.

[ᴛʜᴇᴘᴀʟᴇʜᴜɴᴛᴇʀ @thepalehunter]

@BBCWorld Hasn't the monarchy primed people to pay unelected officials for doing nothing?

[ᴛʜᴇᴘᴀʟᴇʜᴜɴᴛᴇʀ @thepalehunter]

@16bitnostalgia Whatisamanbutamiserablepileofsecrets?

[ᴛʜᴇᴘᴀʟᴇʜᴜɴᴛᴇʀ @thepalehunter]

@DrOz Lots of old white guys talking about 'safer streets'.

[ᴛʜᴇᴘᴀʟᴇʜᴜɴᴛᴇʀ @thepalehunter]

@RepRashida Yes, they were paid to do so.

[ᴛʜᴇᴘᴀʟᴇʜᴜɴᴛᴇʀ @thepalehunter]

@GOPChairwoman Won't someone think of CEO salaries and corporate profits!?!

[ᴛʜᴇᴘᴀʟᴇʜᴜɴᴛᴇʀ @thepalehunter]

@GOPChairwoman Force energy companies to lower their prices - they're doing really well right now.

[ᴛʜᴇᴘᴀʟᴇʜᴜɴᴛᴇʀ @thepalehunter]

@nytimes This guy looks like a bad taxidermy job.

[ᴛʜᴇᴘᴀʟᴇʜᴜɴᴛᴇʀ @thepalehunter]

@3PTFmoments These guys are cool - also tiny compared to how the line evolved.

[ᴛʜᴇᴘᴀʟᴇʜᴜɴᴛᴇʀ @thepalehunter]

@TMNT #TurtlePowerSweepstakes !

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@Naomi___Grace Who put all the ingredients on the top shelf!?!