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Library critic & Pascagoula humanoid

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it is with a heavy heart that I announce that I have to find A Man, because my family has started playing Trivial Pursuit on the Xbox. I am told that most Men™ come with Xboxes (box's? box-s?) and it's easier to get the Xbox and man together than one at a time.

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These Jackson girls look real Coast Trash every Mardi Gras season 🤔

[John Foley @2008Philz]

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON...HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE

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And Finneas talked 60% too much

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Billie Eilish’s “What Was I Made For?”, written by Billie Eilish O’Connell and Finneas O’Connell, won song of the year. (Photo: Amy Sussman/Getty Images)

Follow along for live updates. https://t.co/gmAUbMciU0

[Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur]

Congressional reality: Ukraine funding is only in doubt because the House narrowly changed hands. If a handful of R-won seats went the other way in 2022, aid packages would be sailing thru both chambers today. Agree or disagree w/ this take below, but elections have consequences.

[Austin Kocher, PhD @ackocher]

It's painful to watch public debates about immigration due to the amount of pure lack of empirical understanding about how the system works. 85% of tweets today are like listening to college freshmen get high and debate string theory. Like, bruh, you ain't qualified.

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Jfc people are actually watching this “debate”

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ABORTION LITMUS TEST

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

There are a lot of social conservatives who believe in populist economic policies and it would be a good idea to have those people a part of a Democratic/left coalition and accept a bit more intra-movement friction on culture issues as a consequence.

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@sarahlynnnw @danlehnermusic @sbarolo We reference Spinch’s brother, Lasaga a lot

[JP @jpbrammer]

Lord I ask that you destroy the things I cannot control or however the saying goes

[wint @dril]

its actually beautiful how half the posters here think its open mic night and the other half think theyre at some sort of permanent funeral

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what book are we all picking up for this very long introduction before Rihanna

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please give me space i told the doctor my tummy hurt and she suggested i try a week off dairy instead of jumping to a biopsy and what do you know

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book banner 1: that sarah maas woman writes smut and AMC says anne rice does unholy vampires

book banner 2: tik tok told me Toni Morrison is Black

book banner 3: my 5 year old cried in It

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the funny part of book bans is that the people who enact them have never read more than the bible and (1) high school english assignment, so they're just sort of coming together to each ban the three books they've heard about on tik tok and you end up with lists like this

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@ameliurr "Candace Owens claims (at her 'job')"

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@MaggieCriddle how do you spell 'gondola'?

[Anthony Dominic @alloveranthony]

Everyone remembers the word that got them kicked out of the elementary spelling bee, right?

Mine was yacht.

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jesus christ 2019 cecilia wants the hours of her life that were spent learning secured transactions just for this test back

[Sean Silverman: Silverman Bar Exam & LSAT Tutoring @BarExamTutor]

RIP to the following subjects, all dropped from the "NextGen Bar Exam" (2026):

~Conflict of Laws
~Family Law
~Secured Transactions
~Wills
~Trusts

To paraphrase that alleged line from Cravath lawyers when partners die: The subjects are dead; the exam lives.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

https://t.co/0UCNSBdEaN

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

Mamma Onion! A Here We Knives Again Mystery

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absolutely obsessed with the idea that this weirdo lost because his creepy little face perfectly embodied just how gag inducing GOP messaging has been lately and it made people's skin crawl