a cabal of special forces shadowqueers

mother, writer, musician, dreamer. eternal optimist with an acute case of cynicism. bisexual. poly.|| professional dog trainer || she/her/hers.

[a cabal of special forces shadowqueers @thepawesomeone]

sometimes i wish the news was fake

[maddie🌙 @xmaddiemoonx]

peter griffin... no... 😢

[No Context Big Brother @BB_NoContext]

idk I think that was just a rumor

[Schmrrrlex @alexlumaga]

we don't understand the earliest recorded jokes from ancient mesopotamia because we lack necessary context. what if there's a guy in 4,000 years like "my theory is they had specially trained shrimp that did all of the rice frying"

[autumn🌙 @fallsunday]

This some of y’all … thinking you getting bread whole time you in a pickle..

[vivivivivivivivivivivian🏳️‍⚧️ @CrebbiFR]

Literally the most normal looking man ever, could genuinely be a top 10 google image search result for “some guy”

[a cabal of special forces shadowqueers @thepawesomeone]

@arzefinn @suburbanvampire @gracecamille_ so what? you know, you guys could actually try enjoying things earnestly and sincerely..... it's a much better life than obsessing over who or what is "cringe". not everything has to be ironic. y'all don't look any cooler by doing that, you just kind of come off like assholes.

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

imagine you wake up every day in room-sized bed. you are gently lifted from the covers and dressed in warmest sweaters each morning. your favourite foods are brought to you. you have no bills, no job, no responsibilities. but you are a chihuahua, so you are blind with rage.

[a cabal of special forces shadowqueers @thepawesomeone]

@DelusionTakes And they're WRONG. Like....literally this whole "alpha" shit is based on a study of wolves that even the researcher says is incorrect after further study. They're delusional and clinging to a fantasy where the hierarchy makes things make sense to them.

[a cabal of special forces shadowqueers @thepawesomeone]

@schoolhousemod @buka__n Yeah, I work with dogs and having pretty manicured nails is basically a no go. It's ALLOWED, just not advisable, and frankly for me is not worth the time and money.

[a cabal of special forces shadowqueers @thepawesomeone]

is there some kind of weird crossover between iwtv and 9-1-1 that i'm not aware of? cause after engaging with more iwtv fandom stuff, my tl is suddenly overrun with 9-1-1 content and i really didn't think it was THAT popular of a show.

[a cabal of special forces shadowqueers @thepawesomeone]

@Adabear_Art @BlueIrisIX no for real because my wife and i pause like every two minutes to go into a whole side conversation? add a bonus hour if the show is in a language you're learning (japanese in our case), you will be there forever.

[a cabal of special forces shadowqueers @thepawesomeone]

@Adabear_Art this is so awesome, i'm so happy for you! i love that feeling when our dogs surprise us and remind us that what we're doing with them matters 😁 our investments get returned in spades!

[a cabal of special forces shadowqueers @thepawesomeone]

@someotherdude99 @sharp_asaspoon @captain_garfy @agraybee can't financially support kids never get pregnant in the first place. And "just don't have sex then" is not a realistic solution at all. And the women who DO decide to have those kids and manage to secure government support? You guys call them welfare queens.

[a cabal of special forces shadowqueers @thepawesomeone]

@someotherdude99 @sharp_asaspoon @captain_garfy @agraybee really cared about this, you'd support robust public health initiatives that provided contraceptives and encouraged safe safe sex. But instead those things are categorized as "socialism" or "grooming". The best way to prevent abortion is to ensure people who don't want or -

[Purplepingers ☭ @purplepingers]

First of all, I wanna hear from the bottom official

[vanz @patroklov]

are the kids not roleplaying together anymore???? are they not meeting lifelong friends from creating intricate storylines and world-building together?? are the recipes that lost?? wdym yall are talking to BOTS