McPiss

They still don't own the road and the only man tellin' me where to go
is the man who owns the load

[McPiss @thepeecup]

What's the McPoint of pulling over?

[McPiss @thepeecup]

i can't even circumvent the government to jack off anymore

[McPiss @thepeecup]

i can't even circumvent the government to jack off anymore

[McPiss @thepeecup]

asking the government an honest question

[McPiss @thepeecup]

if we had a hot lady President, we could Google her tiddies

[McPiss @thepeecup]

learning we have no plan for a hot lady President is disheartening

[McPiss @thepeecup]

learning we have no plan for a hot lady President is disheartening

[McPiss @thepeecup]

i hope we never have a handsome State Governor because a hot lady President might fall for him

[McPiss @thepeecup]

considering voting by mail

[McPiss @thepeecup]

how many homely Senators do we have to get with before we can have a hot lady President?

[McPiss @thepeecup]

concern trolling for pants shitters is crazy work

[Low Poly ⍛ ° @lowpolysound]

flying lotus and animal collective touring please be kind to your millennial coworkers they are hungover

[McPiss @thepeecup]

Exhibit A: "Hellbent For Leather"
Exhibit B: "The Ripper"
Exhibit C: "Here Come The Tears"

[🪏 Ron Zertnert 𓅃 @ChicoDelPeligro]

Judas Priest gets way better once you realize that every single one of their songs is about unprotected anonymous hardcore gay sex

[Peter Wolf @peterawolf]

Democrats need to adopt the Brazilian strategy of boobs boobs everywhere are you gonna vote vote for boobs boobs want you to vote for boobs boobs

[McPiss @thepeecup]

i'm worried about how @timmtimmtimmtom is going to react to this news. he's asserting inferred biological superiority on shaky ground. if he takes this personally, there could be considerable cussing and swearing. tbh, someone should do a wellness check.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Men have gained essentially no jobs since Trump took office.

Since December 2024, the US has added about 760,000 jobs, and nearly all of them went to women, per government payroll data

[McPiss @thepeecup]

i hope we convince a hot lady President to move in with us

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

The Cheesecake Factory is a great American institution.

Tune in at 12:30 PM EST for a surprise. 🎶

[McPiss @thepeecup]

fuck a Gatorade bottle. fuck a Lowe's bucket. fuck a bathroom. fuck a toilet. it's #diaper time, bitches. #DIAPERSFORTERFS

[𝐌𝐀𝐎𝐈𝐒𝐓 𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃 (r̾e̾d̾e̾e̾m̾e̾d̾) @MLredeemed]

For too long, women have suffered under the heavy yoke of bathroom anxiety.

You can ignore us, but you can’t make us odorless.

I’m calling on all BIOLOGICAL women to join the movement. Put on a #diaper and go to Target. Shit your pants in the Gender aisle.

#DIAPERSFORTERFS

[𝐌𝐀𝐎𝐈𝐒𝐓 𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃 (r̾e̾d̾e̾e̾m̾e̾d̾) @MLredeemed]

For too long, women have suffered under the heavy yoke of bathroom anxiety.

You can ignore us, but you can’t make us odorless.

I’m calling on all BIOLOGICAL women to join the movement. Put on a #diaper and go to Target. Shit your pants in the Gender aisle.

#DIAPERSFORTERFS

[McPiss @thepeecup]

@timmtimmtimmtom all of my misogynic conditioning prepared me to feel empowered by this femicidal remark. thank you.

[McPiss @thepeecup]

if we had a hot lady President, we would never need another election

[Honey Bucket @honeybucket]

Still looking for a Halloween costume? Say less.🎃

Skip the tired costumes. Show up as the most recognizable restroom in the game and don't forget the emergency TP roll!

#HoneyBucket #Halloween #HalloweenCostume #CostumeIdeas #PortableSanitation

[McPiss @thepeecup]

this is peak horny. these are revolutionary boners.

[Dan Davis @DanDavisWrites]

This is the "most watched" part of my video on Ice Age obesity and the Venus figurines.

I'm on to you perverts.