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All you need is Mother Earth, Father Sky, and your dear old Uncle Tony.

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@JudyNumberFour Hey just a reminder that most of those red spots can barely read

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@ZachLahn @JDVance So couch fucker and orange blob start a war, then they try to fix their fuck up? Great stuff Zach. Truly.

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@ScottBarrettDFB Quiet nerd. I took him with the first pick in round 4 (I’m 0-3 and beyond cooked)

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@ZachLahn @steve_sherwood @RobSandIA Is it being misallocated by the republican controlled Iowa state government?

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@ZachLahn Why again? Why did we fall so far? Because of incompetent Republican leadership?

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@jiminiowa123 @joshtpm His entire campaign right now is just saying Sand is rich via his wife. He literally has nothing.

[Forbidden HQ 🐇 @WearForbidden]

Conservative Inc influencers after the group chat sends out the new talking points:

[lmaojank @lmaojank]

My contempt for the American voter will never cease because they really thought this fat ape was good for the economy.

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@BenisBoy14 @pelositracker Buddy. You’d be in jail if you did this. You don’t have to simp for politicians.

[Marlene Robertson🇨🇦 @marlene4719]

Fucking imbecile waves the flag with the same energy a mentally challenged five year old.

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

This has 2 Million views on TikTok

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@JacquettaInTx1 @mimi2cents @James_Barragan Tbh he’s probably better off

[Mostly Peaceful Memes @MostlyPeaceful]

“Burritos are expensive gonna vote for communism”

This isn’t how a voter thinks.

They’re thinking “I can barely afford anything and you’re mocking me for it”

[Zara Quinn @_Zaraquin]

Trump is now filing an emergency motion to stop his own lawsuit against the BBC because the BBC is looking into his finances during discovery.

[Lance Corporate @lance_corporate]

Guy in front of me on the plane yesterday, probably 6'5", 280, meathead, covered in tats. Four-hour flight. Scrolling through the seatback TV, he finally picks Sandlot. Watches the entire thing, doesn't smile or look away once.

The credits roll, The End.

Bro presses "Play Again." Watches Sandlot again. The Jet steals home (for the second time) right as the seatbelt sign goes off at the arrival gate. No phone, no e-mail, no music. Just back-to-back Sandlots from ATL to Boise.

Unbelievable energy.

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@werdcel @WokeAnnUpdates How many times has my taxpayers dollars bailed out these farmers?

[Psyberdelic @Psyberdelic_]

I shoved a piece of crayon up my nose as a kid and had to go to the hospital to get it removed. A nurse tried giving me a coloring book and crayons for being a good boy and my dad said "don't give that retard anymore crayons"

[Charlie James @malecowgirl]

i arrive to your pool party, wearing goggles i brought from home, ready to enter the pool - i bring no treat to share, no verbal greeting. this is about access to a pool for me