Voodoo Genie

💜💜Boobae:@LexaStarmie💜💜

[Voodoo Genie @ThePhantomGate]

When your pet leaves your room

[may 🥀🍂 @undomielzzz]

lobelia sackville-baggins:

[kelly 🧩 @slimethot]

“I wish I had Olivia Rodrigo when I was 15” you had Hotel Room Service by Pitbull you ungrateful piece of shit

[pavlo @LaughterHaver]

Texting Twitter Girl: smoking on that dianne feinstein pack today.. bye bitch 😂🍻🤣ass pic to celebrate?

*realizing I accidentally texted a NORMAL girl instead* Just an example of the hateful rhetoric Bernie Bros are spewing on Twitter :/ ass pic to calm my nerves?

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

when viggo as aragorn is about to kick the uruk helmet in the two towers and you're watching with someone who hasn't seen it before:

[Smash Mouth @smashmouth]

A King who doesn't is no King at all. https://t.co/Jg1GAlfIjI

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

me and the boys getting the first pumpkin spice lattes of the season

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

this is truly a runeScape crocodile moment

[is that keri? @itiskeri]

rip dracula u would have loved going down a water slide flat on your back arms crossed over your chest

[WH @hastifliche]

my grandma: oh you're so handsome and tall now but i remember when you were barely knee-height, with those big chubby cheeks 😊
me [drawing my sword]: You forget yourself, crone.

[empress sissi @historicalfits]

I loved being in high school when the pinnacle of fashion was wearing a secondhand oversized flannel over your black spaghetti strap tank top

[wint @dril]

angry birds.. flappy birds.. suck my dick Muthah Fuckah

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

just a scaly bundle of joy :')

[Dave & Adam's @dacardworld]

🚨 Confirmation 🚨

What everyone has been waiting for...the 1/1 The One Ring!

https://t.co/BKmwYtZDag

[Magic: The Gathering @wizards_magic]

One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the Darkness bind them.

We are thrilled to hear tale of a new Ring-bearer in possession of the serialized 1:1 The One Ring! This journey is finished, but the adventure with #MTGxLOTR's continues!

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

lmao. no way bro

[Flavortown @flavortown]

The urge to order 55 BURGERS, 55 FRIES, 55 TACOS, 55 PIES, 55 COKES, 100 TATER TOTS, 100 PIZZAS, 100 TENDERS, 100 MEATBALLS, 100 COFFEES, 55 WINGS, 55 SHAKES, 55 PANCAKES, 55 PASTAS, 55 PEPPERS, and 155 TATERS since the guy in front of you is paying for it

[Sick New World Fest @snwfest]

TODAYS SET TIME SCHEDULE. KEEP IT HANDY 💚

[pat tobin @tastefactory]

*Star Wars cantina band plays that one song for the 5,000th time that day*
ALIEN: Oh hell yeah