Phoebe Buffay

Bonjour! Je m'appelle PHEEBS. I'm a masseuse and play artsy - folksy acoustic music. I'm sure you've all heard Smelly Cat, yes?

[Phoebe Buffay @thepheebsbuffay]

Happy needless turkey murder day!

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It's Friday! You know what that means @J0EYTRIBBIANI... TWO PIZZAS!

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@MonicaGBing I know you're working the lunch rush atm so it's best I tell you now - Chandler invited me over. Crumbs everywhere. Okay bye!

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@yoyoyolisaa Just two! A boy and a girl - all Mike and I really ever wanted.

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@lisakdrowqh Chandler spilled those beans years ago!

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@indianapearson Nothing compares to my sweet smelly cat. X

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@lisakdrowqh Yes! A girl Phoebe and a boy Phoebo.

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Yeah, that ones actually from the Boy Scouts, but it just makes good sense!

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No fooling around with clients, and, um, always be prepared.

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@indianapearson So good! Isn't he yummy?!

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I don't even have a pla...

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@RealMonicaBing Umm no... Mon... Vikram doesn't sound like Ross... Vikram is real. He's dating my old roommate... DENISE!

[Phoebe Buffay @thepheebsbuffay]

Vikram just called...

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I'm Regina Phalange.

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@RealMonicaBing Hey Mon! Forgot my Twitter password - turns out it wasn't one of my many famous song lyrics. Oops! X

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P as in Phoebe, H as in Hoebe, O as in Oebe, E as in Ebe, B as in B-be, E as in... 'Ello there mate!

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@MonicaGBing Calling him right now - hopefully you all come to Central Perk afterwards for my show. I've got a label now! Me! A label!

[Phoebe Buffay @thepheebsbuffay]

@MonicaGBing Sure thing. See you soon. X

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@MonicaGBing I refuse to support the sales of innocent little creatures!

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@MonicaGBing Now that the spirit! Anything you need me to bring? (besides extra garlic and salt)