Naan

Securing things (mostly breaking things). Send me cybersec memes

[Naan @ThePhenomanan]

@GarrettLord I wonder how many years before Anthropic or OpenAI hit the 90+ % range🤔.

[Garrett Lord @GarrettLord]

SEPT ’26: HUMANS STILL VERY MUCH HAVE JOBS.

AI isn't even close to meeting the standard required of the most junior professionals in banking, advisory, and private equity today.

ATLAS Finance agents must navigate complexity like a human does: "Johnny you just got staffed - check your email."

Human: 100%.
Best AI: 12%.

Agents have access to data rooms, email, chat, calendars, docs, notes, Excel, etc. Our real finance professionals pushed the realism frontier further by building dozens of coworker and client personas that introduce ambiguity, (controlled) contradictions, and real-time updates that must be adjudicated to successfully complete the client-ready deliverable.

We gave 11 frontier models 100 expert-level tasks that each take humans 15–30 hours.

On Wall Street there's a saying, "If it's 95% right, it's 100% wrong." Autonomous knowledge work outside software still has a very long way to go.

[Naan @ThePhenomanan]

This is shambolic from Mahomes 😂

[Joseph @HockeyJoseph10]

ANONTHER INT. ZACK BAUN COLLECTS

#FlyEaglesFly #SuperBowlLIX

[Naan @ThePhenomanan]

@Swami_Raman There’s no Yelp premium 😂😋

[Naan @ThePhenomanan]

We got Yelp Wrapped before Spotify Wrapped 🥲

[manuuu ˡᶠᶜ @Manuz99_]

WHERE IS SPOTIFY WRAPPED

[Naan @ThePhenomanan]

@Swami_Raman An Elite boi like me 🤓🍕

[Naan @ThePhenomanan]

Pretty cool Blog about SIEM Migrations and strong engineering practices with Security Operations 😄.

“One week wonder: How Etsy mastered the art of SIEM migratio” @googlecloud https://t.co/SiJmzOOKXj

#CyberSecurity #GoogleCloud #DevSecOps #CloudSecurity #informationsecurity

[Naan @ThePhenomanan]

@shofu @DJakaDT I think no one will care about or remember the delays as long as this cypher comes out hot (like a 9 2 flamethrower 🔥😂)

[Naan @ThePhenomanan]

@defcon bro the #defcon32 badges are epic?? Just set my colors to @Etsy orange 💪🏼🧡 #CyberSecurity #infosec

[Naan @ThePhenomanan]

This is episode had a cool guest 😉 #google #googlecloud #googlecloudnext #gcp #CyberSecurity #cybersec

[CloudSecurityPodcast @CloudSecPodcast]

EP184 One Week #SIEM Migration: Fact or Fiction? at @CloudSecPodcast by @Google https://t.co/jEIpOHfaef

[Naan @ThePhenomanan]

Check out my lil feature on @CloudSecPodcast !! I got to talk about @Etsy's incredible engineering culture and how we do *magical* Security Engineering 😁. If you don't already listen to this podcast - subscribe!!

#CyberSecurity #googlecloud #google #security #defcon32

[CloudSecurityPodcast @CloudSecPodcast]

Episode 184 "One Week SIEM Migration: Fact or Fiction?" of Cloud Security Podcast where hosts @anton_chuvakin and @_TimPeacock interview Manan Doshi @ Etsy about #SIEM

https://t.co/MtxgThGRQq

[Naan @ThePhenomanan]

This was an insane finish 😱 the announcers even called it wrong at first.

#noahlyles #Olympic2024 #OlympicGames #OlympicGamesParis2024

[CJ Fogler 🫡 @cjzero]

Sheesh, Lyles by a fraction

[Naan @ThePhenomanan]

There really is something for everyone on Etsy 🤩

[Geppetto San Martín 🚬🌭𓅸 @SmalltimeJones]

accidentally discovered edible dirt etsy and what the fuck is happening

[Naan @ThePhenomanan]

Finally a true breakdown of what happened!

#Crowdstrike #CyberDefense #cyberevents #CyberSecurity #infosec

[It's FOSS @Itsfoss]

The real story behind Windows outage 🤣

#Crowdstrike

[ONE Championship @ONEChampionship]

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#ONE168 #WeAreONE #ONEChampionship

[Naan @ThePhenomanan]

#taxseason pro tip - I just used https://t.co/iYgd5fA1SS to eFile and did the same shit I do on TurboTax for $150 less.

[Naan @ThePhenomanan]

@whatchidid Try a plunger!! 🪠

[Naan @ThePhenomanan]

@EveroBuster See I think the zipline is where you went wrong there

[Naan @ThePhenomanan]

@Swami_Raman Lmao same, though I’ve gotten a lot better at controlling the chaos

[Naan @ThePhenomanan]

@Swami_Raman 😂