Arturo Martinez

💻 Project Manager / Scrum
💡 UX/UI Architect
🗣️ 🇻🇪 🇺🇸
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Heavy is the burden placed upon those who dare twist Destiny's hand. -- Opinions are my own.

[Arturo Martinez @thephoenixbird]

Vamos Japón!!! 🇯🇵 #woldcup

[Arturo Martinez @thephoenixbird]

Attending the AI Coding Summit to see how AI is reshaping software development—from copilots to autonomous agents. The future isn’t about replacing devs, it’s about building faster, smarter systems. Join me with a free remote ticket.
#AICodingSummit https://t.co/cKBGK0DvhI

[Arturo Martinez @thephoenixbird]

@eastsidemccarty @steipete @RajveerJolly @openclaw You just described what the MIT License which covers OpenClaw says https://t.co/Ed2hKI0cRQ

Use that software your own risk

[Arturo Martinez @thephoenixbird]

@EstebanDHR Fixed

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[Asociación Argentina de Astronomía @AstronomiaAr]

Nota desde la Comisión Directiva. Decidimos solicitar que no se realice esa actividad en el @planetarioBA

[Arturo Martinez @thephoenixbird]

@FGEQuintanaRoo Los testigos son psiquiatras que la estudiaron para decir que padece de esquizofrenia, hay pruebas médicas? Hagan su trabajo de desarticular la red de trata de personas de Cancún en vez de sacar anuncios machistas y misóginos, la mujer estaría huyendo de sus secuestradores.

[Arturo Martinez @thephoenixbird]

Please @dave_filoni and @Jon_Favreau, make "Light of the Jedi" by @charlessoule the introduction of the @starwars High Republic series that fans deserved.

[Arturo Martinez @thephoenixbird]

Bitcoin y Crypto explicado por un niño, facil de entender, no hay excusa para no entender el crypto en 2025 https://t.co/6ajMuYKY3n

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Pokémon GO @PokemonGoApp]

To help you take on Shadow Mewtwo, we’re giving away codes for Purified Gems if we reach 150k RT! To participate:

Follow us on Twitter
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[Arturo Martinez @thephoenixbird]

@deedeebronson E! o TNT están transmitiendo

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#Oscars2023 que vergüenza que le apaguen el micrófono a los ganadores no-blancos @TNTLA

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[Arturo Martinez @thephoenixbird]

@deedeebronson Cada vez que la ves se pone mejor, por que saltan detalles muy pequeños. Es una obra maestra de Nolan.

[Web Design Museum @WebDesignMuseum]

The golden age of web design

2Advanced Studios v2 flash website in 2001

#WebDesignHistory

[Arturo Martinez @thephoenixbird]

Attending (virtually) Vue.js Forge and I wanted to share my beautiful wallpaper thanks to @NASAWebb #vuejsforge @vuejsforge

[NASA Webb Telescope @NASAWebb]

👀 Sneak a peek at the deepest & sharpest infrared image of the early universe ever taken — all in a day’s work for the Webb telescope. (Literally, capturing it took less than a day!) This is Webb’s first image released as we begin to #UnfoldTheUniverse: https://t.co/tlougFWg8B

[Jesus Lara @phenobarbital]

Una izquierda que defiende cuanto bicho dictador/genocida ha surgido en el mundo, hasta que la verdad se hace MUY EVIDENTE y entonces gritan al mundo.
¡🇻🇪!, ¡es que eso no era VERDADERO SOCIALISMO!.
¿hasta cuando esa otra izquierda seguirá comiendo línea mediática de esta gente?