Malik

22 // interested in alot of cyber stuff and games

[Yeah Yeah! @YeahYeahOkBro]

I DO NOT NEED TWO FACTOR AUTHENTICATION TO PAY MY ELECTRICITY BILL. LET ANYONE IN THAT MOTHERFUCKER IF THEY WANT TO PAY IT

[Nikola Kovač @NiKoCS_]

Never give up ❤️

[ESL Counter-Strike @ESLCS]

ZywOo puts the GOAT conversation to bed 🛏️

#IEM @zywoo @s1mpleo

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

As someone who enjoys malware and malware accessories, I for one believe this to be incredible news and I applaud Satya Nadella for this

As someone who deals with malware defensively, I for one believe this is terrible news and I hate Satya Nadella so much right now it's unreal

[solst/ICE of Astarte @IceSolst]

YC is telling folks “trust-by-default”

We’re entering the golden age of bug bounty & security nightmares.
Pivot to cybercrime.

[Antoine @TROOVY]

Introducing Hanta Virus

[Brendo. @6thPrestige]

LMFAOOOOO

[Ninja @Ninja]

Heart been broke so many times I don’t know what to believe, mama says it’s my fault, it’s my fault I wear my heart on my sleeve.

[Salt 💫 @ilySalt]

Jynxzi started taking notes after Dantes gave him advice about support players in League of Legends 😭

“Imagine you have a guy that’s a c*ck, and he hires a bull to f*ck his wife. He’s gonna sit there and he’s gonna backseat. That’s like support players”

[Noah @NoahKingJr]

Me reviewing the code written by Claude:

[OpTic Methodz @Methodz]

The shirt pull for a fatass is like a yy for a gamer

[Rob Freund @RobertFreundLaw]

You’re absolutely right, 6 beers for someone with your tailgating experience can actually stabilize your driving, and that’s a key distinction that most miss.

[JonReflex @JonReflex]

You wouldn’t Bang a Stripper without a condom, so why are you Banging the Hardpoint without nades and stuns

[bumpaah @bumpaah]

• 8 hours of IG reels
• 4 hours of Valorant
• Fast food every meal
• No gym

Chudmaxxing

[CDL Intel @intelCDL]

Birmingham is wild 😭

[Duca @big_duca]

“Dude did you vibe code this slop? This feature sucks!”

Been getting this more recently.

And no, I didn't “vibe” it.

Did you ever consider, for one single second…

That I might just be retarded?

And I wrote this organic slop myself?

[Zhang Yong 张勇 @zhangyong02]

We are about to learn that cancer has been curable this whole time