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What planet are you from?

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Ok, so watching the #netflix Lizzie Borden show, and Sarah Paulson just overacted her way into cringe history... it actually made me laugh harder than south park last night.

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@kalanighost @MulletReview You boys prolly had a hard strained push after that gut wrangler.

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🌿KEEP OFF THE GRASS!

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@DrClownPhD We also would have accepted: "When your dad's boat is a 30' boomer caddy you borrowed so your sister and her friends can shoot a tiktok video you ain't in."

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@DrClownPhD Nah son... thats the devil welcoming you before he hands you the bill you gotta pay in blowing hitler.

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@americannative_ Please name a team, any team the palefaces... that would mean we are mighty warriors to be honored too.

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@Moonwarriior What a bust... I expected to hear thunderous applause.

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@Noraqueen292 @grok Is this like a value menu?

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@AutismCapital Somebody's cooking up emotional support purse bitch tacos ta-nite!

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@YoAdrienne1968 I have a camera and a lighter, but I need to check if the canoe is still in the garage... sec.

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@Kimberlyvrn You seem like the kinda girl that would enjoy a fine dining experience at Arbys. The Big Montana is like 49.99.

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@Damaan4u33 w̴̛̛̝̝̰̙̤̹̣̮̲̳͉̥̺̲̪̣̬̜͙̘̙̠͙͕̭̤͙̰͗͂͗̒̊̇̎̿̈́̌̇̒̂̂̈́̈̎̈͗̒͂͗̑̏̄̀̃̅̉͒̾̅̂̚̚̕͜͝͠͝ͅţ̶̼͍̩̜̞͖̺̘̝͔̘̪̯̦͇̳̥͉̬̲̯͖̰̗̮͇̏̎͂̅̐́͛̄̈́̈́͐͗̊͊̋̇̆͌͗͗͋̈̓̆͋̚̚̚͜͝͠f̶͙͔͇̚͝f̶̨̛̦͙̙̳̬̻͔̠͙̖̠͇͍̱͓̞̯͐̂͛̐́̚f̷̛͖͉̩͍̘̖̱̙̲̜̠͔̽̅͒̀̍̎̽͌́̅̇̓͋̎̽͆̈́͐̉̚͝͠͝͝

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@LukaLev w̴̛̛̝̝̰̙̤̹̣̮̲̳͉̥̺̲̪̣̬̜͙̘̙̠͙͕̭̤͙̰͗͂͗̒̊̇̎̿̈́̌̇̒̂̂̈́̈̎̈͗̒͂͗̑̏̄̀̃̅̉͒̾̅̂̚̚̕͜͝͠͝ͅţ̶̼͍̩̜̞͖̺̘̝͔̘̪̯̦͇̳̥͉̬̲̯͖̰̗̮͇̏̎͂̅̐́͛̄̈́̈́͐͗̊͊̋̇̆͌͗͗͋̈̓̆͋̚̚̚͜͝͠f̶͙͔͇̚͝f̶̨̛̦͙̙̳̬̻͔̠͙̖̠͇͍̱͓̞̯͐̂͛̐́̚f̷̛͖͉̩͍̘̖̱̙̲̜̠͔̽̅͒̀̍̎̽͌́̅̇̓͋̎̽͆̈́͐̉̚͝͠͝͝

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Um yeah, so copy and paste this to be annoying...

w̴̛̛̝̝̰̙̤̹̣̮̲̳͉̥̺̲̪̣̬̜͙̘̙̠͙͕̭̤͙̰͗͂͗̒̊̇̎̿̈́̌̇̒̂̂̈́̈̎̈͗̒͂͗̑̏̄̀̃̅̉͒̾̅̂̚̚̕͜͝͠͝ͅţ̶̼͍̩̜̞͖̺̘̝͔̘̪̯̦͇̳̥͉̬̲̯͖̰̗̮͇̏̎͂̅̐́͛̄̈́̈́͐͗̊͊̋̇̆͌͗͗͋̈̓̆͋̚̚̚͜͝͠f̶͙͔͇̚͝f̶̨̛̦͙̙̳̬̻͔̠͙̖̠͇͍̱͓̞̯͐̂͛̐́̚f̷̛͖͉̩͍̘̖̱̙̲̜̠͔̽̅͒̀̍̎̽͌́̅̇̓͋̎̽͆̈́͐̉̚͝͠͝͝

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So whats is the matrix code between these random posts on the x feed?

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@alphafox You ever look into a classic cool fast style car and then see it has like a 4 point harness style seatbelt with shit that keeps you from you neck breaking? I think this the warning label. This car straight fucks, but it can kill you if you aren't ready for the ride.

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@AutismCapital Thats raw dawg prison face... not acting.

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@redpillmd First off, this woman is a treasure. This is the kinda woman that keeps eye contact, pushing you on in the back alley after a taco bell cyclospora trouser shit-a-thon, whiping your sweaty brow, knowing that you hit the highway Marriott by he airport in 30 for a panel.

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@DonaldTDaily Sorry, Alpha Phi started this whole thing, so this is like watching the runner up in a kids talent show. That said my wife is alpha phi so...

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AI is getting a little Florida spring break for me... but I envy the judges...