Emily

I have a talent for angrily drinking coffee⠀ ⠀⠀⠀sc: ekb6588

[Emily @theplanthoe]

I feel like Paul blart like 90% of the time

[miss bae @yungskuntebony]

i'm trying to stop being mean but it's like yall have to stop being stupid first

[мσzι @AnniMozi]

" Wait until winter comes. I'm finally gonna dress good "
Me:

[UnDo 512 @undo512]

ok i will step outside of my comfort zone but i’m bringing my blanky

[James @CaucasianJames]

high school girls are in biology right now caffeinated up from their iced coffee saying shit like “we stan the cytoplasm” these poor teachers man

[♀heavy metal pu$$y ♀ @pleasure_party_]

my dog even begs when i have soup, like u want a fuckin piece of my soup bro? cmon THINK

[Joseph Urban @hondadeal4vets]

I love you bitches, drink your water and b nice

[samantha @milkygoddess]

bro what the fuck bro i love u bro for real bro

[chu @chuuzus]

is everyone ok?

[Danya @dxxnya]

if he tells you no, use your princess voice, look him in the eyes and suck his fingers. that’s actually how thomas jefferson made the louisiana purchase with napoleon

[IG: mollieavesonn🦋⚡️🌞 @mollieavesonn]

birks are literally the best shoes ever made.

have on a casual outfit?
wear your birks.

want to wear a comfy shoe?
wear your birks.

dressing up?
wear your birks.

going to the pool?
wear your birks.

wearing leggings and a T-shirt?
wear your birks.

[2natez @natethegreat118]

Oh you little slut I’m on my way

[♡🦇 @sadhotgirI]

due to personal reasons i will be going completely off the fucking rails

[Rachel Walters @rachelhelenw]

Yesterday a girl walked into class with an iced coffee and my prof told her she couldn’t have it so she just walked out and never came back and I can’t stop thinking about it

[Danny @lusxt]

sleepovers when ur small: omg stop laughing and go to sleep u guys!!

sleepovers now: i don't think i'm capable of love