@AustinChronicle Perhaps the council can offer to give back the 40% raises they recently gave themselves to increase their salaries to $116k for a part-time job. I'm sure we could put that money to better use.
@ShawnTAMU09 @SaltyQ_TX@JEluemunor A&M's won more games that have never been played than any team in history. Unfortunately for them, they lose 4 of the games they actually do play every year.
@TxDOTAustin@UTAustin@AUStinAirport There are no alternative routes when you won’t allow travelers to cross 71 or I-35. We are literally stuck. This is completely absurd overkill.
@jeremyscheuch Was in one of those planes coming back to San Juan from Vieques. Apparently a pack of wild dogs wandered onto the runway and we circled for like 30 minutes while the dogs were wrangled. Almost puked.
@TracesofTexas Coincidentally, I’ve got “Wasted Days” next to Bob Wills on my juke box. Waylon’s song about Bob Wills is a few columns over with more Willie stuff.
@austinenergy This is not an update. This is the same message you’ve been sending for three days. People without power need specific information about where crews are being allocated and estimates of how long they will continue to be without power so that those people can make adequate plans.
@CNN Headline should be “brick and mortar stores that sell shit for under $5” aren’t over yet. Because otherwise it’s a net loss of 370 stores that don’t sell at an extreme discount.
@EvilMopacATX Congrats to the City of Houston for winning their first asterisk-free championship. It only took about 200 seasons of Sportsball but y’all did it!