pencilssharpened

Lyricist, librettist, dramatist now writing limericks to cope with politics.

[pencilssharpened @thepolimerick]

@PrivacyDigest @TMobileHelp It's still out -- 9:45pm Sunday 12/13. What can I do to remedy this? I've not been able to text since 12/8.

[pencilssharpened @thepolimerick]

@PrivacyDigest @TMobileHelp It's now 12/13 and I still can't receive texts. It's been out since 12/8!

[pencilssharpened @thepolimerick]

@PrivacyDigest @TMobile oh btw haven't been able to send or receive txts since Dec. 8

[pencilssharpened @thepolimerick]

@PrivacyDigest @TMobile thank you! have just DM'd as they directed. will let you know.

[pencilssharpened @thepolimerick]

@TMobileHelp @PrivacyDigest I'm the friend. I've just DM'd you.

[pencilssharpened @thepolimerick]

@mothermayo You're the only thing I like about Twitter anymore #squadgoals

[pencilssharpened @thepolimerick]

@mothermayo I call this piece "Ledger Lines." I'm only 13!!!!!

[pencilssharpened @thepolimerick]

When my dad didn't like what I'd wear,
I'd wear more, because he was unfair.
My weaponized dresses
incited some messes,
'cause teenage girls really do care.#MelaniaJacket 3 #rhymingintegrityRESTORED...

[pencilssharpened @thepolimerick]

When I lived with my strict Mom and Dad,
I would wear the most disruptive fad.
My weaponized dresses
incited some messes,
but I wasn't the First Lady of the United States.#MelaniaJacket 2 #rhymingintegritylost 2...

[pencilssharpened @thepolimerick]

I remember when I was a teen,
wearing clothes was a way to be seen.
If those clothes angered Dad,
they were my favorite fad,
but Melania, you're 48.#MelaniaJacket #rhymingintegritylost...

[pencilssharpened @thepolimerick]

@ChelseaClinton is pure beauty and grace, and I am so glad her voice reaches so many. #ImWithHerToo https://t.co/nBlYwYXgIh

[Chelsea Clinton @ChelseaClinton]

Hi Dee - that’s an image from Mask, a movie that tells the true story of brave Roy “Rocky” Dennis. I remember watching it with my mom when I was a kid and talking about standing up to bullies, kindness & judging people on their actions, not their appearance. It’s worth your time. https://t.co/INnT5nN55F

[pencilssharpened @thepolimerick]

When a guy who was bad turns to worst,
and his pals rally round, uncoerced,
one discovers she hopes
that these virulent dopes
turn their loaded guns on themselves first.
#ShameOnAmerica

[pencilssharpened @thepolimerick]

Thank you, @PrivacyDigest . as ever!

[pencilssharpened @thepolimerick]

I've read no news for 48 days.
Now I'm back for this new darkest phase,
where America dies
of its greed and its lies,
while its smallest and poorest kid pays.

 #ZeroTolerance...

[Bloomberg Originals @bbgoriginals]

BREAKING: Paul Manafort has been sent to jail after a judge canceled his house arrest https://t.co/xYxndFMCDw

[pencilssharpened @thepolimerick]

@daveweswhite @HillaryClinton @FoxNews OMFGGGGGGGG

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@daveweswhite But I wish there were a broken heart reply

[pencilssharpened @thepolimerick]

When a new strain of cancer presents,
it divides, multiplies, and dissents.
In a manner most chilling
it only stops killing
when it's killed the host it torments.#AmericaLast...

[Jesse Ferguson @JesseFFerguson]

THEME OF THIS PRESIDENCY-

#TrumpFirst #AmericaLast