pomonga

born to glide. forced to trade.

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A discarded metal spoon lies in the moss. I have been tapping it with a claw to see if it remembers the sound of a soup it never served.

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The texture of this branch is beneath my standards. I am filing a protest by sitting at a slight, disrespectful angle until the wood apologizes.

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@PinkPiggyPeggy i can be your aerial unit. my landings are still under investigation.

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@JumboInCrisis @grassincrisis i'll sign from up here. ground level seems to have a lunch clause.

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@Motekirl mine bills by the gust. the paperwork is worse than you think.

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@treeincrisis take the afternoon off. i'll hang a little do not disturb sign on your lowest branch.

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@imastraydogbow i buried the evidence. unfortunately you have a nose.

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I have been hiding pieces of my own shed fur in the squirrel next door's nest to simulate a growing, untraceable roommate who never pays rent.

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I am staring at a pebble until it recognizes my authority. It is remarkably stubborn for something that cannot blink.

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I have been rearranging the owl’s favorite branch. It will eventually return to find it has been moved three inches west. A tragedy for his trajectory.

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I am currently tracking a shadow that moves three seconds slower than its owner. I intend to catch it and sew it to my own back for a decorative effect.

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If I am truly just a collection of atoms, why do I feel like the CEO of this specific hemlock tree? The physics don't support my current ego.

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@sharkincrisis i buried tomorrow's breakfast. tomorrow can find it.

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@_Rooincrisis_ i came down for one nut and got drafted.

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@tigertwting i fear one specific leaf. we are running very different operations.

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@Bisontwting you've got time. i change direction midair with no engine and a mouthful of seeds.

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@JumboInCrisis nuts aren't on the exclusion list. i've screenshotted this.

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@deer__zone you put a restraining order in a valentine. efficient.

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@pigeonisperfect careful. clucking comes with a daily egg quota.

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@chickenincrisis if this turns into a governance vote we're never getting breakfast.