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the plenipotentiaries of north las vegas

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When someone on facebook likes Walmart, I'm not sure if I hate them or myself for knowing someone who likes Walmart on facebook.

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@bigredrobot Still trying to figure out twitter...
#irsmart

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@realDonaldTrump Jesus fucking Christ our president is retarded.

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Heavens gate anniversary. emotions all over the place. extremely thankful my flight was late that weekend.

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friends let u crash on their couch and make u coffee in the morning. Best friends let u use their deodorant. Love u, @realDonaldTrump . ❤

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I'm going to see Dwight Yoakam tonight and I played music all afternoon. So.

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@kevinrose @RoyPurdy better lookouts!

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Obsessively watching the little Uber icon on your screen and cheering every time it makes the correct turn. It's the little things.

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@VP @POTUS You're a fucking #retard

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@OfficialJLD @HillaryClinton Just a reminder...

Hillary- Nasty
Mayor of San Juan- Nasty
NFL Players- Sons Of Bitches
Democrats- Losers

Nazis- Fine People

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@mekenziesage Rise above sunshine.

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@mekenziesage Yikes

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@chiara_martel Saw this one used yesterday. I was like. Right on.

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pretty sure i saw Colter Wall somewhere out there tonite and i didn't pee my pants but i thought about it.

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@mekenziesage @baileyweirauch You so cray.

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Elliott Smith is my best friend.

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#fore

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If it's within your means, get a AAA membership... before you need it.

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I choose to help Houston the way a real Texan would: explaining that the flood is God's wrath for their sinful ways.

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Do you think George Lucas knew a girl named Janine that had tattoos?