Him Von Un 🐐

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[Him Von Un 🐐 @theproblem242]

Long live Bravo Foxtrot 🙏🏿❤️
August 22, 1984 - November 8, 2018

[Him Von Un 🐐 @theproblem242]

I’m glad I grew up the way I did……..

[Jamar Lewis @JLewis562]

How do you defend this???

[Him Von Un 🐐 @theproblem242]

@cw_kara @imnickmitchell lol it’s just one of those things……IYKYK.

[Him Von Un 🐐 @theproblem242]

Working in my space just taught me that you don’t have to be smart to make a lot of money

[Him Von Un 🐐 @theproblem242]

@ravynkaylee_ @TyxButler Oh you preaching with this one.

[💷Lbs💷 @nameholdsweight]

Nah this a hard ass intro lol. He could drop this again right now with that on it.

[Him Von Un 🐐 @theproblem242]

@AngieNixon that’s not on you, you did everything in your power and more. The @dscc and the @DNC as a whole failed you……..That was piss poor on their part.

[Substance @SimplySubstance]

Angie Nixon confirms reporting that Chuck Schumer gave her ONLY $5000 from his Leadership PAC. She also reveals the DSCC only gave money to her campaign the DAY BEFORE the election

“It was a failed opportunity, a missed opportunity…we need to have some tough conversations.”

[Him Von Un 🐐 @theproblem242]

Oh he tryna get on that payroll to be informant

[✞ @PHI_Dose]

Howie Roseman since the Eagles won the Super Bowl:

2025 DRAFT CLASS
Jihaad Campbell — Miss
Andrew Mukuba — Miss
Ty Robinson — 5th String
Mac McWilliams — 5th String
Smael Mondon Jr. — 4th String
Drew Kendall — Mid
Kyle McCord — Cut
Myles Hinton — 3rd String
Cameron Williams — 3rd String
Antwaun Powell-Ryland — Cut

2025 FREE AGENTS
A.J. Dillon — Didn’t play.
Joshua Uche — MID
Harrison Bryant — Didn’t play.
Adoree' Jackson — Awful
Kylen Granson — Awful
Azeez Ojulari — Mid
Matt Pryor — Awful
Terrace Marshall Jr. — Mid

2026 DRAFT CLASS
Makai Lemon — Hit
Eli Stowers — Too Early to tell
Markel Bell — Not looking promising
Cole Payton — Doesn’t play
Micah Morris — 4th string
Cole Wisniewski — Practice squad
Uar Bernard — Practice Squad
Keyshawn James-Newby — Doesn’t play

2026 FREE AGENTS
Hollywood Brown — 4th String
Arnold Ebiketie — Mid
J.T. Gray — Cut
Jonathan Jones — Awful
Elijah Moore — 5th String
Johnny Mundt — Awful
Dameon Pierce — Solid
Stone Smartt — WHO
Joe Tryon-Shoyinka — No idea where he at
Tariq Woolen — Mid at best

[Slimm 🦅 @Dizzy_3D]

After all the bullshit from suspensions, fights, driveway workouts, leaving to the Cowboys you name it, I still rarely ever speak bad on T.O solely because of this reason right here lol

[Him Von Un 🐐 @theproblem242]

@RonDeSantis How about Hope Florida? When are you gonna hold those people accountable?

[Ben McCord @benmccord]

Forgot to delete this one?

[Him Von Un 🐐 @theproblem242]

Love it!

[Scott Hughes @ScottHughesCBB]

BREAKING: The Chicago Bears are acquiring cornerback Riq Woolen from the Philadelphia Eagles, sources tell me.

Chicago is all in on a Super Bowl this year.

[Addisu Demissie @ASDem]

From which county now?

[Him Von Un 🐐 @theproblem242]

@Porchayyy Send the clip let me laugh at you

[Him Von Un 🐐 @theproblem242]

@AGJamesUthmeier We really want the details of Hope Florida.

[𝓝𝓲𝓴𝓴𝓲 𝓑𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓮𝓼 @NikkiBarnes]

Exactly…see how that works? Y’all thought we voted based on the color of someone’s skin and we showed you we didn’t dummy!

[PaulleyTicks @PaulleyTicks]

Charlie Kirk WAS a piece of shit.

[T-Rex @T_RexRoars]

“There is no such thing as Palestine.”

— Charlie Kirk