theprotohipster

Bearded, Tattooed, and wearing check shirts before it was cool

[theprotohipster @theprotohipste1]

@RoyalMailHelp Not sure why you need my details for your operatives poor judgement? Details of time and location are in the attached photo and I would hope that, as your carry sensitive and valuable items, when you cane be bothered to turn up, you have tracking on your vans!

[theprotohipster @theprotohipste1]

Great work @RoyalMail block a pavement and a pedestrian crossing 🤦‍♂️

[theprotohipster @theprotohipste1]

Thank you Lorraine @CharlesBirchLtd for the speedy replacement of my @Vibram5Fingers. I love these shoes and my feet are free again.

[theprotohipster @theprotohipste1]

Feeling sad. After only a few months wear my @Vibram5Fingers have started to delaminate. No response from retailer in uk. @CharlesBirchLtd
@vibram

[theprotohipster @theprotohipste1]

Riddle me this @TfL @ulez_london I changed the number plate on a compliant vehicle but now, even though it identifies the same vehicle as before, you don’t know if the vehicle meets emissions standards. System flawed much! @MCNnews @SuperBikemag @BikeMagazine @MAGUKCentral

[theprotohipster @theprotohipste1]

@crocs ordered a pair for my wife. You sent wrong size and I’m told by your customer “service” I can return them at MY cost. Nothing like shirking responsibility!
#poorcustomerservice

[theprotohipster @theprotohipste1]

I don’t think I’ve ever been in such a dirty @McDonalds as the one at Bedford Elms Parc. No customers, staff spending on their phones chatting and seemed like a task too far when I asked for fries without a hair in them. Next time I’m choosing @BurgerKing or @kfc

[theprotohipster @theprotohipste1]

@DunelmUK The details were passed by email and telephone yesterday- did Dunelm mess up so many orders you can’t track them all!

[theprotohipster @theprotohipste1]

Well done @DunelmUK attempt to deliver two items - one not as ordered and both damaged anyway after being dragged up the drive. The promised call back from customer services hasn’t happened. Great work! Great service! #poorcustomerservice

[theprotohipster @theprotohipste1]

@DunelmUK It appears @DunelmUK don’t want paying customers to know that they failed to fulfil an order correctly or deliver undamaged goods #coverup

[theprotohipster @theprotohipste1]

@DunelmUK I’ll consider deleting public tweets only when @DunelmUK provide a satisfactory solution.

[theprotohipster @theprotohipste1]

@DunelmUK thanks to your inability to get a simple order correct I’m now off to @Argos_Online @GOoutdoors to spend more money to make sleeping on the floor more comfy. Oh and thanks for calling back as promised! #poorcustomerservice

[theprotohipster @theprotohipste1]

@skytv so according to your customer service there is a problem with Sky customers on @BritishTelecom broadband downloading content. Has this been made public knowledge and what are you doing to fix it??

[theprotohipster @theprotohipste1]

@ParkHolidaysUK caravans ok, if you don’t need cooling utensils. Booked my son onto a Segway excursion only to have the lad leading the group leave everybody behind while@playing with his phone. Reported to reception who did nothing