The Powers That Be™

An Unplanned Pregnancy. The Unfortunate Offspring of Two Diseased Minds. Also a Podcast.

[The Powers That Be™ @thepxwersthatbe]

EP 6 ORANGE MAN'S BURDEN by The Pxwers That Be with Preast and Shala. on SoundCloud - Hear the world’s sounds https://t.co/Zl0oUBwEIf

[The Powers That Be™ @thepxwersthatbe]

@RaeHartleyBeck Cash it. And be very specific about how you want your coins. The tellers will talk about you for years. You’ll be a Legend…

[The Powers That Be™ @thepxwersthatbe]

@noreaga One day we gone talk about how @thegame quick timed YOU slime…#TheYalaYala’d 🤣

[The Powers That Be™ @thepxwersthatbe]

Well that went all tf way left 🥺😲😳

[$ G @sznsam]

facebook be having me dead 😂🤦🏻‍♂️

[The Powers That Be™ @thepxwersthatbe]

@RobElgasABC7 @handymayhem @RaferWeigel @ABC The real crime here is voluntarily buying a Subway sandwich without a gun to your head tbh...🤷🏽‍♂️

[The Powers That Be™ @thepxwersthatbe]

This the show Lee Daniels should’ve wrote...cuz oh your god 😲 #cloutisadisease

[Rob Elgas @RobElgasABC7]

Smollett case news. Backing up @RaferWeigel report: @ABC confirms detectives were able to confront the 2 brothers
with evidence they purchased the rope found around Smollett’s neck at an Ace hardware store. The brothers agreed to cooperate with police.

[The Powers That Be™ @thepxwersthatbe]

We clown that young man but the barrier to entry to “the culture” let a dollar amount open the locks. Which is fine. The Quran allows the faithful to sell swine to the unwashed...get yo coin cis. But don’t move custies in the crib beloved. Sell the toxin don’t ingest it fool...

[The Powers That Be™ @thepxwersthatbe]

Every once in a while I deadass stop and chuckle on how a nih getting high 5 figures a show minimum made time to sell a brick of Heron for clout...😭😭😭😭😭 #purecomedy

[The Powers That Be™ @thepxwersthatbe]

Turn yo location on fam...🤬

[The Powers That Be™ @thepxwersthatbe]

Who pissed @thisisrory off? Homie was fed tf up today...😂 Let them old nihs know!!! #yourighttho #roary

[The Powers That Be™ @thepxwersthatbe]

Jeff Bezos building Skynet right in front of our eyes man...

[The Independent @Independent]

Amazon reveals Scout: The six-wheeled delivery robot

[The Powers That Be™ @thepxwersthatbe]

Nah, that ketchup on the omelette bar is disturbing. Yt folks, really?! On eggs?!!! 😣

[j.d. durkin @jd_durkin]

just in — a source at the Trump International Golf Club in Palm Beach just texted me this photo taken a short time ago.

omelette bar:

[The Powers That Be™ @thepxwersthatbe]

Wait for it...

[Geeks of Color @GeeksOfColor]

#IntoTheSpiderVerse (2018) https://t.co/jrqmhtyinc

[John Lurie @lurie_john]

The best excuse for a musician being late for rehearsal that I ever heard was "Sorry, my wife caught me masturbating and made me fuck her."

[The Powers That Be™ @thepxwersthatbe]

“Did BoyzIIMen just call me a cracka...?” 😂😂😂

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Here’s the trailer for LONG SHOT starring me, @CharlizeAfrica and BoyzIIMen:

[The Powers That Be™ @thepxwersthatbe]

Fuck yeah...

[@Jamilahlemieux on Threads @JamilahLemieux]

Hear me out y’all: let’s do the 2019 Black History Month do-over in July:

1) The weather will be lovely
2) We’ll have time to prepare
3) We can make the 4th of July count for more than PTO and barbecues for the first time in our lives

RT if you’re down and I’m dead serious

[The Powers That Be™ @thepxwersthatbe]

Nothing funnier than Fox News using 2pac and Snoop to slander a weed smoking presidential candidate 😂 #idiocracy

[The Beat with Ari Melber @TheBeatWithAri]

Fox News "absolutely, positively lied" about Kamala Harris

@djenvy on claims Kamala Harris lied about listening to Snoop Dogg, Tupac:

[The Powers That Be™ @thepxwersthatbe]

America’s Sweetheart and Cardi B on the same jawn...aw man, she gone. Again...

[Complex @Complex]

.@iamcardib and @brunomars reunite on “Please Me.” https://t.co/bZNAif30q7

[The Powers That Be™ @thepxwersthatbe]

How dysfunctional do you have to be to see a man openly declare unrestricted love to his wife and back that shit up with financial prosperity so she can control her own destiny and you label that somehow weird. You the Corny Lame you just don’t know no better. Literally...🙄

[E! News @enews]

The way Russell Wilson talks about Ciara has us 1, 2 steppin' over to Bumble to try and find this kind of love.

[The Powers That Be™ @thepxwersthatbe]

Somebody should have took him swimming...

[Greg Hogben @MyDaughtersArmy]

This is what LGBT folk are still up against in 2019.