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you’re a bowl of baby carrots and I’m a freaking vegetable party platter with three dipping sauces.

[bølbi @thequichest]

Why would anyone want Elon musk as their dream dinner guest.

[bølbi @thequichest]

@Gok @feraljokes @CityAttorneyLA It is indeed

[bølbi @thequichest]

@earhustlesq If we buy a VIP ticket does that not guarantee admission to the show? We need to buy both VIP and a GA ticket?

[bølbi @thequichest]

I’m at urgent care for an ear infection and all these people have their wheezy ass kids in here who are improperly wearing masks like are you kidding me.

[Noah Buckley @noahvbuckley]

Periodically, I’ll think about how the only reason America implemented free breakfast programs for schoolchildren was because the Black Panthers had a similar program and the government was worried about them winning hearts and minds.

[Shonda @ShondaMartin_]

The STUDENT LOAN FORGIVENESS APPLICATIONS could open as soon as tomorrow! So here's a thread on how to tell if your loan actually qualifies and how to properly prepare for the application.

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[born dead 💀 @_future_ghost]

Lord I see what you have done for others

[bølbi @thequichest]

@un1itrium__ Don’t come after me for saying that @fbi

[bølbi @thequichest]

@un1itrium__ WE RAID THE BRITISH MUSEUM AT DAWN

[bølbi @thequichest]

@un1itrium__ Send pics bc

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

bittersweet feelings about andrew tate’s instagram ban

[bølbi @thequichest]

@isabelhagen_ Literally any man who climbs/hikes/camps/backpacks….

[bølbi @thequichest]

@parkerke12 No they just have residual family trauma hahaha

[bølbi @thequichest]

@parkerke12 Good for agros though

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I would’ve respected her more if she wore this full bush

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i wish i was as confident about anything as julia fox is about those pants staying up

[bølbi @thequichest]

@thetolerantweft I am a personal fan of their offerings of corporate greedy fat cat and corporate pig

[bølbi @thequichest]

@kirkpate Idk why i was also shook by Christine from selling sunset being here

[bølbi @thequichest]

@jakemungaray Thx jake 🥲

[bølbi @thequichest]

how am I, a girl who couldn't even pass her learner's permit test on the first try, supposed to pass the bar

[bølbi @thequichest]

the grasp the fried cheese on a stick at hot dog on a stick had over me as a child cannot be understated.