thequietlife

Sharer of weird news headlines and random, sometimes Chicago-y, thoughts.

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@DeanneBraidwood Sorry, you need to contact @thequietlifeco as I do not make shirts

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Roomba programmed to respond to a blood curling scream and subsequently find and dispose of bug that caused it.

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The ability to upvote and downvote other drivers on the road.

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Sun blocking drone that flys ahead of you at the perfect angle.

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Sliding electrical outlets.

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Shazam for telling you what that noise is in the middle of the night.

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Vending machine that lets you exchange tangled headphones + 50 cents for a fresh pair.

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On-demand service that lets you hire someone else to glare at parents in public until they take their loud children elsewhere.

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Eye-tracking app that sees when you're entering deep thought and changes your computer's display/audio to replicate a shower.

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@brendajamesxx Go to @thequietlifeco not me 😊

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Today's headline: "Man in bubble rescued off coast"

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Today's headline: "Woman sues Disney for $250 million, says 'Frozen' was her life story" Says Disney: "Let it go"

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Today's headline: "Goldfish has brain operation"

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Today's headline: "Teen Dies in Umbrella Accident"

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Another: "Landslide sends casket down a hill" Very Death at a Funeral, that one.

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Today's headline: "Texting woman impaled in buttocks"

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Today's headline: "Legroom fight on flight leads to unscheduled landing" Really guys? Really?

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Today's headline: "Cops: From Arizona to NY, thieves turn Legos into hard cash" "...involved in an elaborate Lego theft scheme"