Rachel Arias

foods. fono. flowers. friends.

[Rachel Arias @therachelthings]

I felt this to my core.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

u think I’m annoying now? I did the morning announcements in high school

[Rachel Arias @therachelthings]

not the iPhone colors matching 1989 TV colors @taylornation13 #AppleEvent

[Rachel Arias @therachelthings]

I love how with each announcement I’m one step closer to reaching my childhood dream of being Penny from Inspector Gadget. #AppleEvent

[The Editteur 🏹 @TheEditteur]

How to lure me to my death

[Rachel Arias @therachelthings]

I just heard the phrase “lost in the sauce” and I will now be finding ways to fit that into my daily conversations.

[Rachel Arias @therachelthings]

I was trying to log my workout in my fitness app but “building furniture” wasn’t available—someone should really fix that.

[Rachel Arias @therachelthings]

the most beautiful soul salve in the form of a poem 🧡

[Jenna Satterthwaite @JennaSchmenna]

I wrote this Thursday, about the death of my sister last August. She had a living funeral, died at home, and we kept her body home for 3 days--a process that was soothing in the inevitable torment, and which I wish more people knew IS an option. ❤️

Advice for the Dying
(a poem)

[Rachel Arias @therachelthings]

I told her that I’m not, and that I guess that isn’t very LA of me.

[Rachel Arias @therachelthings]

I spent Christmas in norcal and when I told a stranger I was visiting from LA she said “oh, so are you into crystals?”

[Rachel Arias @therachelthings]

yes this is gold

[Josue Arias @josue_arias]

I think this tweet was to engage all our wives to root/care about the result 🤪 I know @therachelthings will appreciate this tweet

[Rachel Arias @therachelthings]

check in on your @taylorswift13 fan friends, today. #ErasTour #Ticketmaster

[Gene Killian @genethelawyer]

It’s called the “Eras” tour because if you try to log in to Ticketmaster all you get are era messages

[Rachel Arias @therachelthings]

there need to be more male influencers where it’s really just wives trying to get their husbands to wear sunscreen by making it look cool.

[Rachel Arias @therachelthings]

@SamaraMReed they are correct.

[Rachel Arias @therachelthings]

I've been drinking my coffee black every day this week so I think it's safe to say that I can do hard things.

[Rachel Arias @therachelthings]

I'm on hold with the post office and was given the option to choose my hold musical genre 🙌🏻

[Rachel Arias @therachelthings]

I wish there was a “press 9 to listen to nothing instead of listening to our terrible hold music while you wait on hold for an hour” option when calling customer support lines.

[Rachel Arias @therachelthings]

here's the playlist: https://t.co/ZEVMIH6PDD

[Rachel Arias @therachelthings]

I'm working out of a Starbucks today and thank you #HispanicHeritageMonth for the playlist 👌

[Rachel Arias @therachelthings]

@JamesTimmins her essentials (she doesn’t really drink so no bars):
Devils Teeth
Arsicault
Plow
El Farolito
San Tung
Marufuku Ramen
Loving Cup
Golden Boy
Deli Board (but only for pastrami)
Breakfast Little for breakfast burrito

[Rachel Arias @therachelthings]

Dynamic Island, a new Apple TV Original Series #AppleEvent

[Rachel Arias @therachelthings]

Tim Cook is starting to sound like The Bachelor hosts: "this is our most dramatic season yet!" #AppleEvent