Carolyn Tucker

''will the real DJ Carl plz make a twitter'' - everyone

[Carolyn Tucker @therealDJcarl_]

@kathrynmv @RelatableQuote hahahahah Classic.

[Carolyn Tucker @therealDJcarl_]

Major props to the girl who quoted Miley Cyrus in our world religions class #itstheclimb

[Carolyn Tucker @therealDJcarl_]

@kathrynmv to Italian taxi driver: "Bonjour, do you speak English?"
#languagesarehard #onlybeenherethreemonths

[Carolyn Tucker @therealDJcarl_]

@kathrynmv lol poor fishy. which song is she singing? And wait I thought his name was Fatty Wop? 😐

[Carolyn Tucker @therealDJcarl_]

@Sutherland_Katt I'm so dumb, I read that thinking you were asking me to add you on Twitter! I'll get right on it

[Carolyn Tucker @therealDJcarl_]

Every morning I wake up and I think to myself "Today's the day. I'm not going to eat everyone's leftovers today."

[Carolyn Tucker @therealDJcarl_]

Can we pretend that today is Halloween and I dressed up as a Baylor student? #yogapants #fratshirt #iwokeuplikethis

[Carolyn Tucker @therealDJcarl_]

I guess I'm just a little disappointed that my Rome experience wasn't the same as Lizzy McGuire's

[Carolyn Tucker @therealDJcarl_]

Another night, another 5 scoops of gelato #phat

[Carolyn Tucker @therealDJcarl_]

@kathrynmv yeah I work out every Wednesday! 💪🏻👊🏻

[Carolyn Tucker @therealDJcarl_]

Harder Kulm feat. Blue Cow slightly disappointed by the foggy view #atleasttherewasacow

[Carolyn Tucker @therealDJcarl_]

I may look alright on the outside. But deep down, inside my shoe, there is a rock.

[Carolyn Tucker @therealDJcarl_]

@kathrynmv honestly the paparazzi is the hardest part. Can't even enjoy my carrots at the beach

[Carolyn Tucker @therealDJcarl_]

Do u think I should get myself a publicist at this point or what? https://t.co/gz7A5405W0

[Carolyn Tucker @therealDJcarl_]

Also shout out to @claire_zhu1 for singlehandedly jinxing the Stros

[Carolyn Tucker @therealDJcarl_]

Tbh I didn't even know that the Astros were in the series playoffs. #abroad #GoStros #iguess

[Carolyn Tucker @therealDJcarl_]

Operation Eat More Vegetables has commenced