Alex Fordney

a family man who loves Jesus and lives in Chattanooga.

[Alex Fordney @thereala_fo]

@trailblazers Reason 876,234 why he’s my favorite @trailblazers

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@exjon I would vote for that beard 2028.

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@jimgeraghty Couldn’t his dad have just hugged him once or twice and spared us the constat, pathetic need for validation?

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@USMNT @Longshoe @ussoccer They let yall fly those jets?

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@karol @rkylesmith If this issue was in Texas or Florida, you know damn well he would have said “Republicans”

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@DianteLeeFB Everyone and their mom gets 5-7th year grad student transfers what more incentive can you give?

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@NobletStrength They’re not talking about American soccer fans. They’re talking about Tony Kornheiser going “what’s the deal with stoppage time?” Like he does every 4 years. And it sucks.

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@chiefschicktx @Shawan4Freedom Also, this is fake engagement slop.

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@TaglesTopGuy I have to buy this entire suckling pig and a 3 acre wheat field just to make one ham sandwich? Sorry Boomer, I’ll just order Jimmy Johns.

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I actually think one of the reasons everyone is more on edge is because any program you watch replays the same 4 ads the entire time you’re watching.

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@its_t_train @RBPundit My mom cooked for me most of the time too. I still saw her put the remaining food in the refrigerator. Every one of these examples treats every grocery item like its single use.

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

The Curt Cignetti College Football 27 cover looks like the poster for a 1994 Disney movie in which a recently divorced NFL head coach decides to coach an underachieving high school team of misfits as a way to reconnect with his son who's grown distant after his parents split up.

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@hthieblot https://t.co/e3H5kpraNv

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@redsteeze WHAT ABOUT YOUR TATS!!!!!!!!

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@BarstoolBigCat @DerikChat Why judge another man’s burger when you can enjoy life?

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@EsotericCD Having read a John Tyler biography a couple years ago I would put him in the F category with Buchanan and Andrew Johnson. As bad a man as he was a President.

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@JonahDispatch 867-5309

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@MattWalshBlog You were on here just months ago saying “literally everything is worse than it used to be”

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@ByronYork It is physically and psychologically impossible for Trump to agree to #5.