allison driskill

writer, performer, genius.

[allison driskill @TheRealADri]

really fucked up that 2/3rds of Fleetwood Mac are British and yet the guy named Lindsey Buckingham is somehow one of the American ones

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

I wasn’t allowed to read Harry Potter as a kid because my conservative parents could tell Dumbledoore would eventually be revealed as gay. “They’re going to eventually give him queer coded behaviors retroactively, like in the spin off prequels” they would say, shaking their heads

[jabberwocky12 @trobo11]

Used copy of The Count of Monte Cristo. Big Baby

[Errai @errai]

(after three beers) Do you guys ever feel sorta.. empty? Like you're housing a malevolent entity as a passenger in your body but have no identity or will of your own

Friend 1: you're probably just a husk man

Friend 2: vessel alert

[Fat Lenny @FatLennyLJS]

Anyone got more of these

[allison driskill @TheRealADri]

I’ll never get over Renaissance losing AOTY to Harry’s House. The disrespect.

[TheYoncéHub @yoncecapital]

Renaissance samples

[exciting!!excellent!!🇵🇸✨ @superexcitebike]

buying a concert ticket means you should be allowed to go up on the stage and take the instruments away from the performers and bring them home with you for free

[allison driskill @TheRealADri]

Source!

https://t.co/PMOPgewHfL

[allison driskill @TheRealADri]

There is actual reporting about Ariana in Wicked triggering people’s eating disorders

[#1 rachel amber defender ♰ @swiftyandbabyc]

i understand the perspective of not wanting to talk about women's bodies in a negative way, but when you're a role model for millions of girls, it gets to a point where it's extremely dangerous to pretend like this is normal and attack anyone who raises concerns with it

[cav empty @cavempty_]

trebuchet seemed like a good investment at first so i got one for what I thought was a great price but guess what, turns out it only can launch boulders from the same company that sold me the trebuchet because of some proprietary bs and it’s a monthly boulder subscription service

[josh @joshypooper]

you’re laughing. i told you a joke and you’re laughing. i love you

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

The snake stares at my closet, “Hey man, why u own so many onesies? You’re fucking 40!” I try to explain they’re socks but the other snakes are laughing too hard to hear. I wake up in a cold sweat. I shake my wife awake. “I need our label mak—” She cuts me off, “It won’t help. Snakes can’t read.”

[Kip Conlon @kipconlon]

“Spelunker.” Such a funny word. Anyway, have they found your husband yet?

[vost @foolibuster]

team call

[no earthquake (ear flu victim) @no_earthquake]

girl with a stepping in the same river fetish:

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

(leaked 911 call I made as my friend was being mauled to death by a chimpanzee) This chimp is bad news

[The Outbursts Of Everett True Files @john34766308]

The Missoula Sentinel
June 3,1911

[allison driskill @TheRealADri]

@turntineforwhat did they think it was a costume party

[Rika Uindou @uindourika]

The left is doing everything in their power to prevent you from seeing this. This completely destroys their entire narrative.