Alison Brennan

I’m a food girl and it’s a food world and I’m livin

[Alison Brennan @therealamerr]

I wish the beard snap filter came out on Easter cause try and tell me I don't look like Jesus

[Alison Brennan @therealamerr]

Ok but it’s a quarter quell 🙃

[Alison Brennan @therealamerr]

I’m 6 months late but I hope Fritz von Erich is rotting in hell

[ta’mia @vondutchrry]

he ain’t been the same since Harry spit on him

[Alison Brennan @therealamerr]

@stephaniierose_

[Alison Brennan @therealamerr]

Everyone watch #AvatarTheLastAirbender cause I need it to be renewed. Anyone who says it’s bad is a hater ✌️😚

[Alison Brennan @therealamerr]

@ whoever designs sterile scrubs for the OR why is the inseam so long that I can pull my pants up to my nipples

[Alison Brennan @therealamerr]

The ghost of Christmas past looks like me as a baby

[Alison Brennan @therealamerr]

How many times do you think Damon Salvatore says “brother” in all 171 episodes of The Vampire Diaries?

[Alison Brennan @therealamerr]

@McDonalds your app is down so I couldn’t get free fries on free fries Friday and had to pay for them instead 😭😭😭

[Alison Brennan @therealamerr]

Someone please get me a fluffy cat as a wedding gift cause then my fiancé can’t do anything about it

[Alison Brennan @therealamerr]

My family is cancelled cause they went to the beach and didn’t even invite me

[Alison Brennan @therealamerr]

@ZRobbins7 Only time I’ve ever agreed w you fruzzy Zach

[Alison Brennan @therealamerr]

@stephaniierose_ Wow getting one otw to @jamieeleyna’s wedding

[Alison Brennan @therealamerr]

I’m 29 years old and struggling to study for my cumulative final because head shoulders knees and toes is stuck in my head

[Jay Imani 🔮 @BougieBrujas]

What are your big 3 Barbie placements?? (Thread below 👇🏽)

[Alison Brennan @therealamerr]

The hardest part of my day as a nursing student besides finding the will to live is squeezing my big a** into my scrubs

[Alison Brennan @therealamerr]

@NicoleSievs I accidentally kicked a rat this morning

[Alison Brennan @therealamerr]

@NicoleSievs It’s back on!!! 1 min til coverage starts tg I left my tv on espn for 2 hours

[Alison Brennan @therealamerr]

Nobody talk to me

[Eyewitness News @ABC7NY]

#BreakingNews The men's contest at the Nathan's hot dog eating competition CANCELED due to weather https://t.co/OsXRh2QQsO

[Alison Brennan @therealamerr]

PTL coverage is beginning at 2 🙏🏼 the day is saved 🇺🇸 🌭 🦅