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[MNR @Therealasseye]

@rachmasten The best yet

[MNR @Therealasseye]

@rachmasten Poor cats.

[MNR @Therealasseye]

@rachmasten Nearly every JJ has at least one employee who hosts a game. Start eating a lot of sandwiches.

[Roseanne Barr @therealroseanne]

I am so greatful to the fans of the Roseanne show for giving it a good Premiere rating. You are all wonderful-here is to making America laugh & talk again! LOVE U

[Roseanne Barr @therealroseanne]

i am so happy-I left Hawaii last June to go to work to write the Roseanne shows-I worked hard thru bronchitis, missing my grandkids & a bum knee & U guys made it all worth it! thanks so very much!

[Stern Show @sternshow]

Retweet to wish Tan Mom a happy birthday!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Put big game trophy decision on hold until such time as I review all conservation facts. Under study for years. Will update soon with Secretary Zinke. Thank you!

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Compassion, social intelligence, decisiveness, patience, wisdom. These are all qualities found in elephants and not found in the people allowing them to be killed for trophies. #NotUs

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

I’m determined to do something about this. #BeKindToElephants

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Please retweet & use #BeKindToElephants, and for everyone who does, we’ll make a donation to The David Sheldrick Wildlife Trust. @DSWT

[MNR @Therealasseye]

#bekindtoelephants https://t.co/DoTdqF9uMQ

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Please retweet & use #BeKindToElephants, and for everyone who does, we’ll make a donation to The David Sheldrick Wildlife Trust. @DSWT

[MNR @Therealasseye]

@historylvrsclub @rachmasten 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Reince Priebus @Reince]

.@HillaryClinton If anyone knows how to use a delete key, it's you.

[PETA @peta]

#DailyThoughtsIn4Words: Let them be free.

[Alex Borstein @AlexBorstein]

I like to wear the hotel shower cap down to the bar for late night drinks and tell people I work for the CDC

[MNR @Therealasseye]

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[MNR @Therealasseye]

Best margarita I've ever had.

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Gazebos are just gay sheds.

[Roger Ebert @ebertchicago]

"Drive" is *new* on Netflix Instant, and is my Daily Streamer. Shoulda been nominated. http://t.co/Sx8O4qD6