TheRealBATJAY

mischievous raconteur, pirate mutineer. island boy, sutil na pinoy, asian american, trying to get by in life by finding humor in the mundane and inappropriate.

[TheRealBATJAY @therealbatjay]

My 15 minutes of fame: #CNN interviews during the #Mexico #Earthquake https://t.co/BQOCh4Gwbm

[TheRealBATJAY @therealbatjay]

@ABC Do it motherfucker. It’s already a circus 🤡 anyway.

[TheRealBATJAY @therealbatjay]

@cnnbrk @jamiegangel Fucking assholes.

[TheRealBATJAY @therealbatjay]

@hwinkler4real English Leather
Charlie
Brut

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

This is what Trump's done to the people's house:

A third of it is rubble.

Another third is a cage match.

What a metaphor.

[TheRealBATJAY @therealbatjay]

@RadioFreeTom @juliettekayyem I agree. Just fucking do it.

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Updated bingo card 🤣

[LateNighter @latenightercom]

Jimmy Kimmel infiltrates Trump’s cabinet meeting to help heap praise on “Mr. P”—and his work with extraterrestrials, or however that word's pronounced.

[TheRealBATJAY @therealbatjay]

@margbrennan Fucking bullies.

[TheRealBATJAY @therealbatjay]

@hwinkler4real Young Frankenstein any day.

[TheRealBATJAY @therealbatjay]

Lagot tayong mga tinuli ng maaga.

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

RFK Jr: Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism

Trump: I've studied this a long time

[TheRealBATJAY @therealbatjay]

@mjfree Lagot tayong mga tinuli ng maaga.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

The Republican Party quietly deleted their own ad attacking Ken Paxton's record on crime... because Paxton is now the Republican Party's nominee to represent Texas in the U.S. Senate.

Figured if the ad is important enough to delete, it's important enough to see...

[TheRealBATJAY @therealbatjay]

@thedailybeast Syphilis

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@kaitlancollins Syphilis

[TheRealBATJAY @therealbatjay]

@NewsHour @ElizLanders Syphilis.

[TheRealBATJAY @therealbatjay]

@NewsHour Hahahahahahaha.

[TheRealBATJAY @therealbatjay]

@Mpolymer For sure. One of the best.

[TheRealBATJAY @therealbatjay]

@BeschlossDC General Rosevelt

[Danny Trejo @officialDannyT]

To all our servicemen that made the ultimate sacrifice, you are not forgotten. Today we honor you all 🇺🇸 #MemorialDay

[Danny Deraney @DannyDeraney]

Every year, I share this video of French caretakers who take sand from Omaha Beach in Normandy, and scrub them into the letters to give them the gold coloring.

They do this for all 9,386 US soldiers who died.

France also gave us this land as American soil. #MemorialDayWeekend