Christian

professional gambler 🎅🏾

[Jomari @Johnny_Chulo]

Finding out outlook was down from social media is how I know I be at work bullshittin

[Christian @therealcriimson]

@ChipotleTweets $15 for the new brisket, this shit better come with sum head

[anne @lildovzz]

I also bring a sort of Lamelo Ball vibe (friends with everyone personality hire that's also good at the actual job) to the workplace that confuses people

[Christian @therealcriimson]

i’m sorry mane 💔

[Christian @therealcriimson]

jettas you don’t deserve this goat 💔

[Christian @therealcriimson]

#lyfe

[Christian @therealcriimson]

i’m addicted to chocolate chip cookies

[Christian @therealcriimson]

@TomBrady one last ride, minnesota needs you 🫡

[Chase Snyder @ChasingSnyder]

Brian Flores should add this entire Vikings offense to his lawsuit

[Christian @therealcriimson]

if vikings don’t get a qb before the deadline, burn the entire state

[Christian @therealcriimson]

kevin o’connell you have blood on your hands

[🤺 @philfanacc]

you got 2 Packer WRs touching 150 in the same game before Jettas touches 100 at all this season n you think KOC and Kyler deserve to breathe the same air I breathe

[tote the rock @C4RTUNEZNC3REAL]

Hand Talarico a water nigga @KenPaxtonTX

[🫵🏿 @DaveClegane]

Sell Florida back to Spain I’m so serious

[🦇 la exploradora 🕸️ @Missy_dee811]

Bro that World Cup changed Kansas forever. These people spent weeks partying with Algerians

[🇵🇷 @HOFS0T0]

we got MAGA hittin this pose im cryin

[brandon* @brndxix]

make sure you open that bitch up on sundays from here on out @ChickfilA

[no speeding @MIK3MCDANIEL]

Trump administration so ass you got day 1 confederate Jim Crow states going Blue 😭😭

[Real QBs Big Game Hunt @Ferd_Turgeson]

Republicans couldn't even win the NFC South

[🌱 @shliiime]

Inshallah

[Brady “Iron Pit” Jones @BradyIronPit]

I’ll be the first to admit I did not have sex last night