David Croft

Non racist builder, likes house music, food, old cars and dogs. Hates Brexit

[David Croft @therealcrofty]

@LegoLostAtSea Totally understand why you’re thinking about this. But you’re the best thing on my Twitter feed and I’d be very sad if it comes to an end

[David Croft @therealcrofty]

@SalfordMe2023 ‘Kin heil, surely

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@Nigel_Farage I’d like you to find out if it is physically possible to get fucked in the eyes until you cry jiz until your last dying day

[David Croft @therealcrofty]

@iamLuluKent Fuck you.

[David Croft @therealcrofty]

@CanesIncognito @fesshole The English language is complex and subtle, with many arcane, idiomatic, obscure, and culturally specific words and phrases. But I reckon you’re just a bit of a cunt

[David Croft @therealcrofty]

@fesshole Chapeau. Keep it up

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@supertanskiii Nonceferatu! Thanks for an inner smile on a grim day, Ms Tanskii

[David Croft @therealcrofty]

@mrmarksteel If she likes the sea, Adrift. It’s beautiful in every way

[David Croft @therealcrofty]

@garygilligan

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@garygilligan There’s only one way to find out…. FIIIGGGGHHHTTT

[David Croft @therealcrofty]

@NoContextBrits Spent almost all my 58 years here. Raised a family, wear a Breitling every day. Never seen any violence. Love it here. And fuck you @NoContextBrits with your racebaiting bullshit. Bye bye cunts

[David Croft @therealcrofty]

@LegoLostAtSea Bought. Thank you xx

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@LegoLostAtSea Of course. Grrr. Sorry for the silly question - will check it out. My daughter will love the book, I’m sure - she is a mermaid and a gleaner and a lover of the sea and the beach

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@Nigel_Farage I’d rather slam my cock in a drawer

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@Nigel_Farage Flies to shit

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@jayrayner1 Yay!!

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@Nigel_Farage Christ. What an abhorrent bunch of cunts you are

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@TheValueFind3rr @NoContextBrits Fuck off