Gonzo Green

Revolutionary.

[Gonzo Green @therealdculotta]

Can’t really stand to wait any longer for another addition to the CWACOMCU (Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs Cinematic Universe)

[The Return of the Ping @PandasAndVidya]

Homander

[brandon @BR0IG]

REDBULLS ARE HEALTHY

[James Medlock @jdcmedlock]

Honestly, survivorship bias used to be my favorite kind of bias — then I found out about recency bias and I don't think anything could top that

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

i sometimes wonder how much hilarious shit happened in my grandpa’s life that he just never heard about cause they didn’t have the access we have

[Diabetic of Enlightenment @dee_of_e]

my one evergreen tweet

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

i just know that the great worm shai hulud would have come straight for his tap dancing ass like a tomahawk missile

[Aidan @aidanfella]

2024 Predictions!!

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

Whoville celebrating Christmas means there was a Who Jesus and I can’t stop imagining what kind of insane seussical contraption they would have had to crucify people.

[Bleaux (but in cool font) @BleauxBabe]

This is thee funniest fucking holiday tweet

[lil arab @sweatyhairy]

u know you mentally dominated a white dude if u can get him to say “fair enough”

[eleanor @eleanordotcomm]

i actually love Just Stop Oil. what are the Les Mis fans gonna do? complain about civil disobedience for a noble cause? ok Inspector Javert...

[DD 📁 @designdocument]

Plankton Handmade Custom 3D Rug by RuggyBaggyStudio 🍤😵‍💫

[tay @hairball1952]

David Byrne practicing his moves for Stop Making Sense

[Southern Dan @StolenDans]

are you telling me that if we pursue the rewards of being loved there's a chance we could experience the mortifying ordeal of being known?

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

I literally do this on accident some days

[no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉 @oocsitcoms]

this feels familiar…