em

“the one that’s all tits and limbs” / opinions r my own and are not a reflection of any employer or community im a part of

[em @therealemily2]

Sorry but this is just the grim reality version of the hyper news presenter on horrible histories

[Owen Williams 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @OwsWills]

As openings to major news bulletins go, this takes the biscuit, the cake and the whole bloody patisserie, @ITVNews https://t.co/00n95CpnKU

[Stuart Heritage @stuheritage]

I didn't platty jubes. I didn't statey funes. I will, however, genny lex

[shen the bird @Shen_the_Bird]

is that linda from bob's burgers

[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

“The NHS just isn’t well funded at all, no matter what the conservative government want people to believe.”

GP @DrRitaIssa speaks at @eiecampaign

[LeedsUniUnison @UoLUnison]

Our branch strike dates will be:

Wednesday 28 - Friday 30 September
Monday 3 - Tuesday 4 October
Saturday 8 October

Updated strike FAQs and strike pay info will be sent out soon. If you are planning to take strike action please let us know at unison@leeds@ac@uk. Solidarity!

[linds @candiedlinds]

ned fulmer from the try guys cheating on his wife after his entire personality for years was loving his wife is the exact reason i do not trust men

[Brett Cross @BCross052422]

This time, four months ago, It was a normal day. I was at my office getting a booklet made for each of my coworkers that would show their growth in their skills to help get them raises. 2 hours from then, I’d get a call that would shatter my world. My wife called, screaming

[em @therealemily2]

well. Citizen Sleeper fucking Bangs

[pj @pjayevans]

Can I come over. I got the zoomies and you have an open floor plan

[Angie Maxwell @angiemaxwell.bsky.social @AngieMaxwell1]

Two weeks ago, I had four precious 12-year-old girls, including my daughter, with me at the county fair. They were getting blue Icees and corndogs for the walk to the car and ride home. (1/21)

[Sayed Abdullah @Dragonvibee]

Since Julian Assange is being extradited, I'm posting a thread of few clips where he exposed the brutal war crimes of US military in Iraq.

1: American gunship helicopter opening fire on Iraqi civilians as American soldiers laugh behind.

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[lilian @liliandaisies]

🧵 A thread on companies and brands who participated in the global humiliation of Amber Heard and profited from the Depp v. Heard trial.

[em @therealemily2]

tell me why I heard the uber app new job notif ping whilst I was on the bus...... this guy running a side hustle?

[em @therealemily2]

Any better way to wake up on a weekend than with ur cat purring his lil ass off on ur chest?

[em @therealemily2]

How the hell do you answer this on the UK citizenship practise quiz?

[em @therealemily2]

"You just can't be angry or upset listening to the Ra Ra Rasputin song. It's just science. You just can't"