The Real Gamer

I am the real gamer #tugnation #tugenomics I have a major in Tugenomics class of 2014

Alter ego of Mike Bahlman

[The Real Gamer @therealgamer420]

"So I called her a fat prude" @JayPelletier @TyMorin @CopeBoys24

[The Real Gamer @therealgamer420]

I do have a monster dick so fuck you guys @CopeBoys24 @TyMorin @dabbydawg @JeffSchaffer13 @JayPelletier

[The Real Gamer @therealgamer420]

"I got a monster dick, alright" @JayPelletier @JeffSchaffer13 @CopeBoys24 @dabbydawg @TyMorin

[The Real Gamer @therealgamer420]

"I jerked off going 84 east right though Hartford" @stcar23

[The Real Gamer @therealgamer420]

I watch porn all the time, I'm not fucking so I gotta do something #tugcity

[The Real Gamer @therealgamer420]

Flat titties, I don't like Em, but sometimes you get stuck with them

[The Real Gamer @therealgamer420]

@Josh_LaMonte43 @TyMorin I don't blame you I would be glued to that all damn day

[The Real Gamer @therealgamer420]

@Josh_LaMonte43 dude that's some smart shit, you're like. Philosopher. You should go on the today show with that like @TyMorin

[The Real Gamer @therealgamer420]

@Josh_LaMonte43 brah you're so lucky I'd do anything to have the channel, I'm just stuck with my laptop but the keys are starting to stick

[The Real Gamer @therealgamer420]

@Josh_LaMonte43 shit man me too, except I'm mayor of tug city

[The Real Gamer @therealgamer420]

@Josh_LaMonte43 hey whatcha doing tonight bro

[The Real Gamer @therealgamer420]

I love eating girls out I'd do it without receiving anything basically I'm like a whore who loves to blow guys

[The Real Gamer @therealgamer420]

@TyMorin @JayPelletier @Gotdrums2412 @stcar23 @CopeBoys24 @BeaverHunters we all know Al is tugging

[The Real Gamer @therealgamer420]

How bout that poke by @Gotdrums2412 @BeaverHunters @JayPelletier @dabbydawg

[The Real Gamer @therealgamer420]

@CopeBoys24 @JeffSchaffer13 @Bradybot719 @stcar23 @MariaHKanE11 @dabbydawg @Gotdrums2412 @TyMorin don't be knocking my tuggin buddy #tuglife

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Nothing like tuggin and then nappin #AfternoonDelight

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So I said "if he calls me a fag, hell yeah I'll throw it back at him" #troublewiththetug

[The Real Gamer @therealgamer420]

I remember my first tug, I was 5 years old

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#tugcity #population:2 @Josh_LaMonte43

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Finally learned how to read!!!