real g leal 🌻

all aboard the hot mess express 🌻

[real g leal 🌻 @therealgleal]

Me to my son’s pediatrician:
I don’t really know what a penis looks like. I mean I do hence how I ended up with a baby and in this office but I’ve never like truly stared at one. So uh does his look normal?

[real g leal 🌻 @therealgleal]

@_AnonHater_ I mean, I understand take every chance you can to leave Indiana right now but this was a bit odd 😂

[real g leal 🌻 @therealgleal]

@_AnonHater_ She got married again and is pregnant

[real g leal 🌻 @therealgleal]

Ope accidentally went viral on threads

[real g leal 🌻 @therealgleal]

2 likes and I’ll turn my husbands aunt in. She has an active warrant. I think it’ll spice up the holiday spirit.

[real g leal 🌻 @therealgleal]

Whoever wrote #playdate is fuckin amazing

[Grand Admiral of Propaganda @TheIOGuy]

All the megachurches right now…

[real g leal 🌻 @therealgleal]

@ taco truck that has no name or contact information, get your ass in the dollar general parking lot!!!

[real g leal 🌻 @therealgleal]

If I don’t get tacos from the food truck tomorrow with enough tomatillo sauce to drown myself I will FIGHT.

[$ @aliyahvallen]

raising my daughter to punch bitches like you in the mouth

[SPOOKY jay🎃🕷️ @ayejaylen_]

The “6,7” shit might be annoying but now I’m imagining how teachers felt hearing “deez nuts” all day when we were in school😭😭

[real g leal 🌻 @therealgleal]

For Christmas I am a size Honda Oddessy with under 100000k miles with a $300 a month payment.

[real g leal 🌻 @therealgleal]

So wait. Meredith purposely put herself into a hostage situation for just the memories??????

[Lydia Kauppi @lydiakauppi]

The Louvre robbers didn’t sell you TikTok supplements or a wealth building seminar for $399. They pulled themselves up by their bootstraps and went out and stole some shit from rich people the old fashioned way. Those are the real men and providers

[real g leal 🌻 @therealgleal]

I just want to know why Anton doesn’t wear his glasses. He looks cute in them. Like he’s taking love is blind too literal.

[Adrienne thee Creative | Experience Curator @brownandbella]

Y’all might want to listen to her.

If anybody thinks their life experience is going to get better with millions of starving people out here with no assistance, a tight job market and a looming recession I implore you to think again.

[real g leal 🌻 @therealgleal]

Why are you living in America if you want a king? This bitch was built on democracy, get out of here if you want a king.

[real g leal 🌻 @therealgleal]

I don’t get any assistance but I have family members that do. If their benefits are cut I either have to help them out or watch them suffer. I should let my husbands grandma starve? I know she’s a b word but dang that’s harsh.

[Fuckkk Youuu🤧 Payyyy MEEE🤗 @ImCeasar_Btch]

I disagree. People who don’t rely on the Gov are almost never affected by the changes they make,.. unless they make it their business to find a way to include themselves into the situation.. it’s all fearmonger tactics to make people think something’s changed when it didn’t.

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

I feel bad for kids who will never get to experience the old disney channel halloween episodes in real time

[AFRICAN & BLACK HISTORY @AfricanArchives]

Photo taken over 60 years ago and we’re still dealing with the same struggles.