Len

A steak pun is a medium rarely well done. Usual blurb about how all views are my own

[Len @therealims]

For all those who think that they’ve had a bad day or just need some inspiration. Check out @GregKeating87 story. And please, spare some change.

https://t.co/KZPcpRYSeB

[Josh Norris @JoshNorris]

This is the context missing in the “how could the ref blow the whistle as Saka set up to take the corner?”

It was completely within his right, and Arsenal showed zero urgency ahead of it

Three players touched the ball before this throw in. Nearly 40 seconds spent.

Then Saka takes another 35 seconds walking to the corner after this action. No rush despite all of the defenders already being in place

The 6 minutes were up by 20 seconds. Blame the players, not the ref

[¹⁰ @SxrgioSZN]

Who made this 😭😭😭😭

[Sharon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @K4rmaRules]

Hi @uklabour so this happened and do you know what happened next? The money owed was paid. Just like that!

How about making him pay the hundreds of millions of pounds in UK corporation taxes he’s been avoiding through intricate corporate structures?!

[Greg 🐦‍🔥 @GeorgeMYNWA]

Whenever you’re losing popularity, just wrap a pen bottom right and it works every time. I’m back on board. Polanski would look paraplegic trying this and Farage’s arthritis would start playing up. Look at my PM effortlessly slotting it away like it’s nothing. Love it.

[Jonny Mac @JonnyMc1]

Anthony Gordon after doing 7 kick ups at his Barca unveiling in the July sun.

[kvng Baff @kvng_baff]

Before Ferguson. Manchester United were in crisis, battling relegation and even relegated 10 years before he took over.

Manchester United were like Current Nottingham Forest when Ferguson took over and I can say it was even worse that time than Forest now.

He came in, destroyed the toxic Bozzed culture, did a ruthless clear out squad and even sold his one favourite player.

The club didn’t have a lot of money that time so he revolutionised the youth academy that brought in the class of 92.

He built one of the most scariest team in the world that everyone were afraid of facing them.

He made the premier league the best league in the world. He’s the reason why premier league is like this now.

Prime Jose and Wenger came and he was still dominating.

And this is Pep who has never built a team from it struggling era,

When he took Barcelona, Barca had Valdez, Puyol, Abidal , Sylvino, Xavi, Iniesta,Toure, Messi, Etoo, Henry already. He added Pique and promoted Busquets.

At Bayern, he didn’t do anything special, at Manchester City, the club had 2 premier league titles and runner up twice, 2 EFLs, 1 fa cup and 1 runner up, and 1 community shield with 1 runner up in 5 seasons before his take over. Which is 4 major trophies in 5 seasons before his take over.

The team was top 2 best teams in the league already and they were UCL semi finalists a season before he took over.

Man City had Vincent Company, Yaya Toure, Fernandinho, Fernando, Kevin De Bruyne, David Silva, Navas, Aguero, Sterling, Nicolas Otamendi, Joe Hart and other top players when he came in.

So yes City was dominating already and needed someone that will lock everything up well and yes that’s Pep who can do that in that era.

When he came in, his competitor were Klopp, and later Arteta who’re nowhere near Prime Wenger Arsenal, Liverpool and Jose’s Chelsea.

I’m yet to mention what Ferguson did at Aberdeen as well, Never ever mention the two in the same sentence again!!!

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

No-one does it like him.

Bruno Fernandes is the Premier League Player of the Year 🤩❤️

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

It's Carrick, you know ❤️

🇾🇪 We are delighted to announce Michael Carrick will continue as our head coach, having signed a new contract.

[Ralph Booth @sotonroyal]

Netflix you’re welcome #saintsfc

[☈ッ @TheFergusonWay]

At 44, Sir Alex Ferguson had won...

3 x Scottish Premier Division
4 x Scottish Cups
1 x Scottish League Cup
1 x UEFA Cup Winners' Cup (beat Bayern and Real Madrid with Aberdeen)
1 x UEFA Super Cup
1 x Scottish First Division (St Mirren with a squad with an avg. age of 19)

[Ben @BenDesigned]

No.

This man is. There is no debate to be had.

[The Footy Feed @TheFootyFeed]

Someone has gone to the effort of putting together a dossier of refereeing decisions that have gone in favour of Arsenal and supposedly- "handed them the title" 🤣

[Len @therealims]

@ManUtd Smith 7

[MUFC 👹❤️⚽️👊🏽👍🏽 @TimC_000]

😅🤣😂

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

We love this man ❤️

[Scott Saunders @__scottsaunders]

First day of the season. Just as a reminder.

[Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp]

At a divorce paper signing…

WOMAN: I regret ever joining that Star Wars dating app
MAN: You were looking for love in Alderaan places
WOMAN: And I really regret marrying a Star Wars pun addict
MAN: It was a wookie mistake
WOMAN: Just sign it
MAN, SIGNING: May divorce be with you

[Declaration of Memes @LibertyCappy]

Make it make sense

[FootballFunnys @FootballFunnnys]

The most powerful force in football…

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

”European games have a beauty all of their own." – Sir Matt Busby ❤️