the real jaquavis

just for fun

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

A foursome with the boys will be the most fun you will ever have in your entire life.

There is nothing better than having a few too many domestics in the company of other alpha males.

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Seat geek in shambles rn

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There is no need to know a foreign language when you have the most nukes @NickAdamsinUSA

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People who get offended when you point at them 🤮

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People who wait for a car to come to a complete stop to cross a crosswalk are the same people who stopped wearing masks a month ago.

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@fserranoglz @archi_tradition That’s a nice place.

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KLM doing a great job recruiting flight attendants. Felt like the planes hallway was a runway this morning.

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If you walk by and make eye contact with an older woman and she doesn’t give you that nice grandma smile then she should be euthanized.

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Initiating conversations with the gentlemen in the stall next to you>>>>>>#sigma

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Unfortunately, I still have not come to a decision yet on whether beer with ice is psychopathic behavior. I apologize.

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Bases are fully loaded in the community bathroom stalls this morning. Love to see camaraderie alive and well.

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@NickAdamsinUSA It’s true

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A classmate of mine just breezed through an incredibly difficult Economics problem in class while watching anime on his phone. I’ll let you guess which country he’s from.

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If the us government continues to give reparations I am investing everything in nike stock.

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Brioche is just exquisite. Clear front runner in the bread game.

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You need to watch sharknado on film like your supposed to.

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@NickAdamsinUSA Nick Adams runs Twitter

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Sigma males get excited for tornado warnings

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@NickAdamsinUSA Damn you nick adams (alpha male)

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Make sure to piss before you take your morning nic rip. The buzz is sensationally different.