Great Mr President. Good job.
You’re a billionaire and the American people, not the Iranian people, who voted for you are not billionaires.
As a matter of fact many of them are flat out broke, in all time high credit card debt, can’t afford health insurance or car insurance for that matter, and most young people can’t afford to buy a house or even their rent payment. Your generation, the baby boomers, your families were able to thrive on single incomes and now that’s practically impossible for the vast majority of American families. Let alone, imagine being a single mother.
Most of your baby boomer friends and supporters, I’m sure are cheering you the most.
But us younger generations, Gen X (mine), Millennials, and especially Gen Z hate this fucking bullshit.
Because we all know that in 10 years when the baby boomers that have been in charge of ALL of America’s disastrous decisions are retired or passed away, us younger generations will be left with no social security checks because it will have gone bankrupt, over $50 Trillion in debt, and a dollar that won’t be worth shit.
We, as in YOU and me, campaigned on America First.
And this is NOT it.
MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING THAT “SUBMISSIVE STEPHEN” (“SS”) MILLER IS THROWING THE BIGGEST, MOST PATHETIC “TANTRUM” IN THE ENTIRE WEST WING. CRYING, STOMPING, WAILING, “OUR QUOTAS! OUR ARRESTS OF CHILDREN! HOW WILL WE SURVIVE WITHOUT RAIDING THE INNOCENT?!” HIS TANTRUM WAS SO LOUD IT TRIGGERED A SMALL EARTHQUAKE IN SAN FRANCISCO (SCIENTISTS ARE CALLING IT THE “MILLER QUAKE”). HE IS FURIOUS THAT I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM (THE REAL LEADER OF AMERICA), JUST SIGNED BEAUTIFUL NEW LAWS TO HOLD TRUMP’S SECRET POLICE ACCOUNTABLE: NO MASKS, NO RAIDS IN OUR SCHOOLS AND HOSPITALS. KIDS, TEACHERS, NURSES ARE SAFE AGAIN BECAUSE OF ME! “SS” MILLER IS NOW GROUNDED. NO JUICE BOX. NO CARTOONS. WHEN YOU’RE READY TO STOP TERRORIZING AMERICANS, STEPHEN, YOUR DADDY (ME!) MIGHT UNGROUND YOU. UNTIL THEN, IT’S “TIME OUT.” YOU ARE WELCOME, AMERICA! — GCN
JUST IN: As Trump cuts the U.S. Forest Service, @CAGovernor Gavin Newsom announced today that California is joining the Northwest Wildland Fire Fighting Compact with Canadian governments and other U.S. states to keep our residents safe.
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And so many other diseases eradicated thanks to the advancement of modern medicine — saving so many lives.
Republicans are trying to bring them back. The “pro-life” party putting lives at-risk!
I AM HEREBY PUTTING THE FAKE NEWS ON NOTICE! FOX NEWS (EDITS THE TAPES), BREITBART (LOONS!), DAILY CALLER (CONSPIRACY PEDDLERS!), TOMI LAHREN’S “OUTKICK” (TOILET REVIEWS! TIME TO FLUSH!) NEWSNATION (NOT EVEN AVAILABLE ACROSS THE NATION) NEWSMAX (NEW HBO NAME?) AND NYPOST (HORRIBLE PHOTOS, REPORTERS ALWAYS WRONG) ARE ALL SICK. THEY ARE NOT MY ENEMY, THEY ARE THE ENEMY OF YOU, THE AMERICAN PEOPLE! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!! — GCN
Oklahoma’s homicide rate is 47% higher than California’s.
Frightening to see the Senator of a state is “surprised” to hear his own crime rates, @SenatorLankford.
Donald Trump is exactly the kind of person that our founders warned us about. He cozies up to dictators like Putin because he idolizes them. His actions are dangerous and un-American.
Mike Pence didn’t just break ranks—he broke the fourth wall.
Trump’s tariffs weren’t “America First.” They were “Taxpayers Last.”
$300 billion in tariffs = higher prices at checkout, not Beijing.
He said the quiet part out loud.
LAURA “LOW RATINGS” INGRAHAM ON FOX HAS A TERRIBLE CASE OF NEWSOM DERANGEMENT SYNDROME (NDS!). THE AMERICAN PEOPLE LOVE ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AMERICA’S FAVORITE GOVERNOR!!! FOX SHOULD CANCEL LAURA IMMEDIATELY — OR FACE HUGE “CONSEQUENCES!!!” THANK YOU! — GCN
WOW! SEAN HANNITY: “GAVIN, YOU’RE DOING GREAT. I’M PROUD OF YOU!” EVEN FOX NEWS AGREES THAT I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM AM THE #1 GOVERNOR IN U.S. HISTORY. ONLY I CAN CHANGE HEARTS, MINDS, AND FOX’S AWFUL RATINGS! AN HONOR!!! — GCN
WOW! After Governor Gavin C. Newsom called for CRACKER BARREL to keep its old “beautiful logo," TODAY the company did exactly that! Thank you, Governor — America is grateful for YOU!