Jon-Marc Balint

With only 140 characters to convey the essence of my biography, I'm going to have to be very efficient with how I phrase everything so that I don’t run out of

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@paolo_scales Cowork

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Maybe that’s one of the quiet privileges of parenthood—
To hold the memories our children can’t.
A love they'll never recall but somehow always know.

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Can you remember your first memory?
Mine was in preschool, sneaking bites of Play-Doh.
(We weren’t supposed to. But little me loved it.)

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And yet, it’s almost certain that none of these moments will stick in her memory.

But they stick in mine.

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@LukeTrudell @NoExpertFF 100% keep CMC or Lamb

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In the future, archaeologists will be identifying ancient artifacts by their QR codes

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@Jordan5L @RotoPat Def like your side (Kamara/Davis)

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@PlayWithPenny @icmedia @blanketboat Igby Goes Down

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@matty_moorhead @KyleSoppeESPN Elijah + Toney

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NFC East is special in that every matchup can simultaneously be for both the division crown and first overall pick #nfl #nfceast

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Shop the look:
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👟 @yeezymafia @ New York, New York https://t.co/HoeFuBZGnA

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I remember when toilet paper was so abundant I would literally wipe my ass with it!

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Our dinner was so good last year. Let’s do it again soon.

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Have you ever gone back to visit Mona Lisa AGAIN? #faceapp @ Musee Du Louvre, Paris France https://t.co/w3RExbCARZ

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jonmarcart @ New York, New York https://t.co/L4WnOoAnKH

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Just posted a photo @ Whole Foods Market https://t.co/Hbmigdlun2

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The pessimist sees old milk. The optimist sees young cheese.