Kevin

I'm Kevin. I do things.

[Kevin @therealkfrees]

@penandjen Literally yes.

[Kevin @therealkfrees]

@penandjen Well, unfortunately, it's why I started following you on Twitter. You have good posts and Im enamored.

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@MTGCal (Me, who got into MtG again after 10 years because EoE was space themed): These fucking TOURISTS! Invading our LIFESTYLE! This game is NOT A GAME!

[Kevin @therealkfrees]

@BobbieChristxne In the multiverse, they play Elder Sphinx Highlander.

[Kevin @therealkfrees]

@BDEgameowners I've been saying, "I tap Peter Griffin, Family Guy to crew the Starship Enterprise." For about a year and I'm not surprised we're halfway there.

[Kevin @therealkfrees]

@fag_daughter The first plane hit when I was walking to my first class. When I sat down my band teacher had the TV on and I got settled in just in time to see the second plane hit. They had an all school assembly to say it would be an unexcused absence to go home without our parents permission

[Kevin @therealkfrees]

I don't feel like you can compare the new Evil Dead movies to the old ones, I just feel like they have two very different feels.

It's like making a list of the best movies about Las Vegas and making The Hangover and Leaving Las Vegas go head to head.

[Kevin @therealkfrees]

@heavenleybody A guy I know picked it for karaoke and I said, "I wonder if he's going to say it." No one had heard the song in a while and asked what I meant. The group was SHOCKED when he went up there and drunkenly powered through every word.

[Kevin @therealkfrees]

@tranz_schubert Oh, that card just means rebirth.

[Kevin @therealkfrees]

@NubbinsInc I got one. In queue at 8 02, purchased at 9 23. I felt good, like I'd gotten lucky, but now I feel guilty after seeing all these high profile and hardcore players yelling about how only scammers got them, like playing monthly with my friends isn't good enough.

[Kevin @therealkfrees]

My timeline is filled with people ranting and complaining about not getting the MtG goblin Secret Lair deck. I almost feel guilty I was able to get one.

I often have an overwhelming sense of guilt when I have something I enjoy, but feel like someone else would like it more.

[Kevin @therealkfrees]

@thanksihateitca We had one where the venue made us fill out a W-9 and then cut us a check for $3.33. 21 entries at $10, $200 venue cut, and $10 split between 3 bands.

[Kevin @therealkfrees]

@treveghan @ripplebrain It's a small ocean.

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@MeatGuyJ @JPWARHORSE 13 year old me buying this album based on the cover thinking he was going to hear some rocking shit, and then getting home and hearing, "Mister Won't You Please Help My Pony."

[Kevin @therealkfrees]

@Intrepid_Tautog I got 3 Cyclonic Rift in a box of Return to Ravnica. I was disappointed at the time, but after looking up the price a few months ago, I don't mind.

[Kevin @therealkfrees]

@PiecesofMargo It makes the come down hit a lot harder, finding yourself with no energy, you do another bump to pick yourself up and repeat this cycle until you realize you've burned through your bag in half the time and need to order more.

[Kevin @therealkfrees]

@MUSEUMOFTERROR Having a neo-Nazi do the art for a card called, "Invoke Predjudice," was definitely a choice.

[Kevin @therealkfrees]

@lukeisamazing The one for me is BTMI's "Side Projects Are Never Successful."

"They want to rise when it's done, be a leader with a gun. A leader of what, like, a hundred and one? Fuck it, I'll be hanging out on my rooftop when it comes."

[Kevin @therealkfrees]

@mertonesque That fuckin guy looked Dr. Dexter Holland in the eyes and said, "I know you got your PhD writing about mRNA, but I read some stuff online that's gonna BLOW YOUR MIND!"

[Kevin @therealkfrees]

@suchnerve Okay, but this is really impressive.