Kaelyn Kincade

I'm all about havin fun. You know, get a couple cocktails in me, start a fire in someone's kitchen. Maybe go to SeaWorld, take my pants off.

[Kaelyn Kincade @TheRealKincadey]

@AllDayJWade Ugh I haven't been to Kings Island in about 14 years. And that's not even an exaggeration, I used to LOVE that place.

[Kaelyn Kincade @TheRealKincadey]

"The Cat with the Gat"

#InappropriateDrSuessTitles

[Kaelyn Kincade @TheRealKincadey]

"Dr. Suess presents: There's hair down there!" and other post-pubescent tales.

#InappropriateDrSuessTitles

[Not Corrupt Media @NotCorruptMedia]

Target will pay you $202 for an old iPhone 4S if you want to upgrade to an iPhone 5.

[HungerGamesProblems @THGPrblms]

Exactly 2 months until Catching Fire. JUST 2 MONTHS, YOU GUYS.

[Kaelyn Kincade @TheRealKincadey]

It is always the ugliest guys that claim they get the most pussy.
You are not fooling anyone, we know the truth.

[emily 👑 @eem_sjaaay]

just because I don't speak on every thing doesn't mean I don't know about it,

[Kaelyn Kincade @TheRealKincadey]

@IM_IN_1st_PLACE illuminati🙌

[Kaelyn Kincade @TheRealKincadey]

iOS 7.0 makes me feel like I have a completely different phone

[Kaelyn Kincade @TheRealKincadey]

@smiTh_223 @schnazzy_jaz @kbake_27 @natalie_harbin @Jennifer_NoBull nope not here neither

[Kaelyn Kincade @TheRealKincadey]

I have nipples Greg, could you milk me?

[andy @5o2Real]

When ur no longer technically single, attractive women becomes an issue. Just have to appreciate their beauty & not have lustful ambitions

[Kaelyn Kincade @TheRealKincadey]

Out of all of the years that I've been at UofL, I have never, and I do mean never, seen a day where they weren't doing construction.

[Kaelyn Kincade @TheRealKincadey]

I sympathize for anyone, especially women, who dont have older brothers. I can honestly say I wouldnt be who I am today if it wasnt for mine

[andy @5o2Real]

There's so many religions out there. To think the one you believe is right & the rest are wrong, is simply disrespectful

[Kaelyn Kincade @TheRealKincadey]

@Andy_2Real Look at dem boobies doe😏

[Kaelyn Kincade @TheRealKincadey]

@MileyCyrus looks like she takes it up the pooper.

[Kaelyn Kincade @TheRealKincadey]

@IM_IN_1st_PLACE and a guide dog.

[Kaelyn Kincade @TheRealKincadey]

Just had one of those very satisfying orgasmic-like 5 minute eye rubs.
However, apparently I still had IcyHot on my hands, I'm fucking dying

[Kaelyn Kincade @TheRealKincadey]

I feel so naked if I leave the house without a hair tie around my wrist.