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Bokononist

[melatonin mitch @TheRealMDonat]

Me: *throws away a banana that is too ripe*

Very Intelligent Person: dude! did you know. Did u know dude. You could make banana bread. With those bananas. Now you don’t have to waste your bananas dude. You can have fucking 600 loafs of banana bread a week you dumb piece of shit

[sreeky @sreekyshooter]

Joe Biden Jordan Poole
in DC in DC
🤝

[melatonin mitch @TheRealMDonat]

Tech ppl try not to be insanely cringe challenge (100% FAIL)

[Amber Yang @theamberyang]

it’s a good point but even if there are pockets of smart, ambitious ppl, you can feel it if they’re a minority in a city. when I eavesdrop on convos in some cities for example, they’re all about ppl’s dating lives or good restaurants. in an ideal city for me, these convos would be about more stimulating ideas

[melatonin mitch @TheRealMDonat]

@jetblue Hey, literally no context here less than 24hr away? Is this real??

[Marcus Thompson II @ThompsonScribe]

Steph Curry has 45-7-6 in a Game 7 on the road

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

NBA superstar Joel Embiid taught himself to shoot by watching YouTube vids. His explanation is amazing.

[melatonin mitch @TheRealMDonat]

@Lambothirteen OG Honda CRV 🤌🤌🤌

[melatonin mitch @TheRealMDonat]

!!!!!! I know nothing about money but there’s gonna be an ‘08 style collapse here dude. wtf.

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

I honestly still talk to my therapist about this

[melatonin mitch @TheRealMDonat]

you, moron: I worship god

me, smart: I worship the Largest Ever California Snowpack™️

[Colin McCarthy @US_Stormwatch]

California officially has its largest snowpack in recorded history, passing 1982-1983.

The statewide snowpack is an astonishing 236% of the peak normal and nearly 300% in the Southern Sierra.

[melatonin mitch @TheRealMDonat]

welcome to my sales leadership workshop

[wint @dril]

https://t.co/yk5VQYnBCF they asked me to host this . I will do my best

[melatonin mitch @TheRealMDonat]

WITH A ROOF BOX ANYTHING IS POSSIBLEEEE

[Doug DeMuro @DougDeMuro]

Spotted in Sacramento: Latin American-market (and Chinese-built) Chevy N400 with Chile license plates front and rear and advertisements for a Chilean laundry service. What a road trip!

[Bring a Trailer @Bringatrailer]

Sold: 1998 Subaru Impreza 22B STi for $226,000. https://t.co/sY1rcpyZvm

[melatonin mitch @TheRealMDonat]

👏 how 👏 it 👏 should 👏 have 👏 come 👏 from 👏 the 👏 factory

[William Byrd @WilliamByrdUSA]

Altima Version 3.0

[melatonin mitch @TheRealMDonat]

I fucking hate it here!

[Bring a Trailer @Bringatrailer]

Sold: 4,800-Mile 1993 Mazda RX-7 Touring 5-Speed for $137,000. https://t.co/f50Xge60OR

[melatonin mitch @TheRealMDonat]

it's been the most insane grandstanding day of all time. send help.

[VCs Congratulating Themselves 👏👏👏 @VCBrags]

big week ahead for venture capitalists finding ways to take credit for things they had nothing to do with

[sreeky @sreekyshooter]

Just told my 10yo daughter about #SiliconValleyBank. She had tears in her eyes. And then she did the Wakanda pose and said "#Bankanda forever" which is the sort of pop culture cross-over that I can celebrate.

[melatonin mitch @TheRealMDonat]

@Statholesports good tweet

[melatonin mitch @TheRealMDonat]

Today is such a great doom scrolling day

[Dr. Julie Gurner @drgurner]

People have no idea how bad things are right now and the ripple effects.

The Silicon Valley Bank situation is catastrophic.

[melatonin mitch @TheRealMDonat]

just take the Hastings cutoff bro. It’ll be fine bro.

[Colin McCarthy @US_Stormwatch]

This was I-80 moments ago just after it closed.

Life-threatening driving conditions with zero visibility.