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A Hot Mess™️

[K @therealmickmick]

@scenequeenrocks Orlando is a lot of walking and it’s been HUMID lately so def have a fan or something with you!

[K @therealmickmick]

@LezbollahMothra TOUCHDOWN PLEASE

[adam @adoomie03]

Nice high beams bro do you wanna see an unregistered firearm

[K @therealmickmick]

#uofistbump to Dallas at the 6:30 Grinchmas for giving us an amazing encore with the closing announcements 🕺🏼🕺🏼🕺🏼

[K @therealmickmick]

Finding about the dumbass chronic illness October Slide:

[K @therealmickmick]

How to discover that most of your coworkers have the tism: rearrange the break room

[We Draw Cats 🐾 @WeAssessCats]

Sorry I got plans"

The plans:

[🚶🏻‍♂️ @yonnyblueskies]

Dudes in landlocked states just fell to their knees

[K @therealmickmick]

There’s nothing quite like impulsively hacking at your hair to satisfy the worms in the bubonic plague cloud I call my brain

[the elder emo @theelderemox]

never forget the 9/11 to creation of My Chemical Romance to Twilight to 50 Shades of Grey to the downfall of Ellen pipeline

[K @therealmickmick]

OCD in a nutshell 🫨

[K @therealmickmick]

Never gift someone a clock of any kind, if you see something weird outside at night no you didn’t, and always make sure you wait to drive away until the person you dropped off makes it inside

[Hollyn @sadlifeebro]

What is your most oldhead coded belief??

[Matthew Elliot 𓅆 @matttbastard]

gm

[🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost @hourly_shitpost]

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[K @therealmickmick]

Definitely didn’t just slide under the bathroom stall to get out bc the lock is lowkey busted… I’m definitely smarter than the Joann bathroom. 🥸

[K @therealmickmick]

@Natylight15 Hold up, what???

[K @therealmickmick]

It’s too early in the morning for my sister to try guilting me into spending time with her and my other siblings when they come down in November 😣

[Tiberius @tiberiusfiles]

Do not let anyone pretend otherwise