Tom

I like beer

[Tom @therealmouth]

@Chris_Stark is it just me or has @scott_mills put on a couple of stone, gone a bit bald and become the Prime Minister of Malta?

[Wood & Pilcher @WoodandPilcher]

Who wouldn't love this contemporary #Kitchen?

[Tom @therealmouth]

@FernoxMark I'm based in Sevenoaks, my company is @TJDServices

[Tom @therealmouth]

@FernoxMark only fitting Adey and using sentinel from now on! Lol

[Tom @therealmouth]

@FernoxMark was it me?

[Tom @TJDServices]

I have a brand new @weratoolsuk Star Magnetiser/demagnetiser will choose a winner at random on Friday. Just retweet to enter. Good luck

[Tom @TJDServices]

@British_Airways customer services have just hung up on my wife during a call after you have changed our seats. How is that good service?

[Tom @TJDServices]

Change of company name has now gone through, TJD Plumbing, Heating & Gas is now trading. #plumbers #gassafe #TunbridgeWells #sevenoaks

[Tom @therealmouth]

Sue is a horrible human being #callthemediator

[Tom @therealmouth]

@EE I have neither of those options

[Tom @therealmouth]

@EE

[Tom @therealmouth]

@EE it's everywhere I go, could it be a problem with my phone, can't even wifi call

[Tom @therealmouth]

@EE hi I have had no network most of the day is there something wrong your end?

[Tom @therealmouth]

Beautiful to see the #spitfire display from my garden. #TunbridgeWells

[Tom @therealmouth]

@HighwaysSEAST you really need to sack the idiot responsible for the traffic management (or lack of) on the A21. #TunbridgeWells

[Tom @therealmouth]

@KTMAndy your clearly still high, look at the round YALE alarm box

[Tom @therealmouth]

@DruggyBuilder see your doing alarms now, take it you didn't have a ladder. No burglar could reach that box anyway.