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snap @ discountyttrash

[chicago @therealmrjohnso]

Sorry, left out a part. Love yall, and thank you for Mac Sauce. #McDsIfYouPlease

[chicago @therealmrjohnso]

Yo, @McDonalds I just found a way to scam yall dead ass with nothing illegal through the ordering app. In return for not tellin’ everyone I know and social media, I will instead take the opportunity to be given a franchise (ideally your first completely autonomous franchise)

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

If I was the security guard, I would put this video on a flash drive and attach it to my résumé.

[chicago @therealmrjohnso]

How many times can one woman say "She started licking his genitals" in the workplace before I contact HR?

[chicago @therealmrjohnso]

@LaneVRogers Facts. We do be yearnin’

[chicago @therealmrjohnso]

@JillianMichaels You’re not the only one. The entirety of the medical community kinda mad 🤷

[chicago @therealmrjohnso]

Been too long without a breakfast burrito power ranking from @lsv

[chicago @therealmrjohnso]

Need @therejects to show up at that lady in Albuquerque’s house now that they’ve got security and logistics set up for Pool House.

[chicago @therealmrjohnso]

@thotpocket8 Wtf you look wild different? Did you get some work? 💉💉

[chicago @therealmrjohnso]

@OliverTomajko Hey lmao

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

😭😭😭

[chicago @therealmrjohnso]

@war24182236 Sir, 100cc of debt doesn’t mean anything

[chicago @therealmrjohnso]

Man, @souljaboy pop by pikeville medical center 9th floor icu tonight before the show. I been tryna see you since then arab, 30-30 boy days and I’m working. Bless up big Draco. #SOD #Moneygang

[chicago @therealmrjohnso]

Watched an old @lsv cube draft and @BrandSanderson was in chat talking. What an iconic mashup.

[chicago @therealmrjohnso]

@calleymeans Correlation =\= causation, you impotent charlatan. Do you feel powerful when you say something, that says basically nothing, and the adoring horde of knuckle draggers behind you start tweeting?

[chicago @therealmrjohnso]

@StarCityGames Gitaxian probe

[chicago @therealmrjohnso]

I am an ICU nurse. Tomorrow, my patient is electing to go onto the vent with a very high likelihood they will never come off. Before they do, they want an absentee ballot to cast a vote for @KamalaHarris That’s how important this election is.

[chicago @therealmrjohnso]

@jackunheard It’s trademarked, twit.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

FLASHBACK

Republican Congressman Billy Long, a former auctioneer, drowns out Laura Loomer with fake auction calls after she interrupted a House hearing🤣

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

BREAKING: JD Vance admits that he spread lies about the Haitian community in Springfield, saying “If I have to create stories so that the American media actually pays attention to the suffering of the American people, then that's what I'm going to do.”
https://t.co/e9jkOwhj9X